Short story of Lohengrin in easy to anderstend version.

Mar 08, 2015 09:13

There was a big boss in one neighborhood, he was rich and powerfull, but he died. He had a daughter and son. Daugther was older so she was to hold that neiborhood till her brother will grow older. But a shit happend boy disapeared in one day. Girl - her name was Elsa now was alone. But then other shit happened, her fathers right hand got an idea that she murdered her brother. Realy he just whanted to be a big boss himself but who cares. His name was Telramund
And now all the people of that neigborhood gathered to listen to the prosecution.
And poor Elsa she was afraid and she started to pray, she knew that Telramund will kill her and no one will try to save her.

But then He came, to take her side. Tall, strong man in billowing in the wind cloak.
He said "dont worry Lois Lane Elsa i will protect you. And kicked Telramund ass.

People of the neigborhood was happy they whanted Him now to be a Big Boss. So he had to marry Elsa. He told her one of the conditions. "You shall never ask me about my alter ego".

So it was great till the night time. Just before the wedding night, Elsa came out on a balcony and and saw wife of Telramund - her husband has lost the respect of the boys after nameless heroy kicked his ass. So that woman asked Elsa do you know who is your husband, do you know is he a big boss or a bully from the slums. Elsa did not whant to listen to that and walked away.

But then at night she had an hysteriya cause she was virgin and afraid of a man. So she asked Him his alter ago. She never read comix books and did not know that superheroes will never tell anyone his alter ego.

So it was the end of that story Clark Kent Lohengrin told her his name and left, but before that returned her brother.

The End.

PS. Да, я знаю что я не очень пишу по английски, говорю я явно лучше. Но эту версию надо рассказывать именно по английски, по русски будет потеряна часть смысла.

Опера, Юмор

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