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if i had a job im pretty sure id get fired sooner than later...but i dont think i would like to go out like the average fire-ee. theres way better ways to get fired from a job than the mere not showing up, sub par performance, or tearing it in the mens room , that so often graces the office. if youre gonna go out i say you go out insane...or at least funny.
- (office) do an all puppet version of threes company for the whole office, using your penis as larry.
- (clothing store) tell someone about to try on jeans that you came in that pair, and youll try to find them some clean ones.
- (restaurant) use special powers to put a hex on the fries that kills everyone who eats them.
- (cab driver) im not sure about this one but i could tell you how to get shot in a cab...that story is for another time though
im actually getting bored with this now, if you have any humorous ideas holla
rock on
- (office) do an all puppet version of threes company for the whole office, using your penis as larry.
- (clothing store) tell someone about to try on jeans that you came in that pair, and youll try to find them some clean ones.
- (restaurant) use special powers to put a hex on the fries that kills everyone who eats them.
- (cab driver) im not sure about this one but i could tell you how to get shot in a cab...that story is for another time though
im actually getting bored with this now, if you have any humorous ideas holla
rock on