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all i can think about is that desperate housewives dvd that sat unopened for four years.
first it was in her room, tucked away...waiting to be regifted.
then it was downstairs, with the dvds, waiting to be forgot about.
one night after going out with friends and being a little groggy i opened the bitch.
i figured might as well get some use out of it right.
might as well see one episode, so i can justify spending money i didn't have on a gift that someone didn't want.
i turned it on. i watched the first episode, just to validate myself.
i didn't make it half way through.
i was too bored.
too sad.
too melancoly that my "perfect" gift had sat unused, and unlooked at for four years.
it's like getting slapped in the face for twelve hundred some days.
and now she has the balls to tell me that this christmas she got jipped.
i got jipped.
four years is never coming back.
neither is christmas...until next year.
i'm just the insensitive asshole though
i'm just the kid who's mouth will get him killed.
fuck and you come to mind.
first it was in her room, tucked away...waiting to be regifted.
then it was downstairs, with the dvds, waiting to be forgot about.
one night after going out with friends and being a little groggy i opened the bitch.
i figured might as well get some use out of it right.
might as well see one episode, so i can justify spending money i didn't have on a gift that someone didn't want.
i turned it on. i watched the first episode, just to validate myself.
i didn't make it half way through.
i was too bored.
too sad.
too melancoly that my "perfect" gift had sat unused, and unlooked at for four years.
it's like getting slapped in the face for twelve hundred some days.
and now she has the balls to tell me that this christmas she got jipped.
i got jipped.
four years is never coming back.
neither is christmas...until next year.
i'm just the insensitive asshole though
i'm just the kid who's mouth will get him killed.
fuck and you come to mind.