you need someone old enough to know better~

[deltashade]

(12:06:39 AM) Jordan: what the fucking shit this fucking bug
(12:07:00 AM) Jordan: i don't know why it's doing it, but it's sitting on a tree branch, being a bug, right
(12:07:05 AM) Jordan: and then it starts gulping up air bubbles
(12:07:09 AM) Jordan: and forcing them into his head
(12:07:12 AM) Jordan: so that it bulges
(12:07:14 AM) Jordan: what the fuck
(12:07:27 AM) Jordan: his head is like a balloon
(12:07:50 AM) Jordan: agh oh god
(12:07:55 AM) Jordan: the air is going into his eye stalks
(12:08:02 AM) Jordan: they fuckign tripled in size
(12:08:08 AM) Jordan: quadrupled possibly
(12:08:34 AM) Jordan: this is how he attracts ladies
(12:08:53 AM) Me: size matters :smug:
(12:09:07 AM) Jordan: you better start working on your eye stalk size, then
(12:09:33 AM) Me: bro, i got stalks that make fuckin' celery jealous
(12:09:58 AM) Me: i got so much stalk people have filed restraining orders against me
(12:10:11 AM) Jordan: you're not allowed to make jokes anymore
(12:10:22 AM) Jordan: though that first part was funny
(12:10:40 AM) Jordan: oh god the second part is also funny now that i read it
(12:10:47 AM) Jordan: get your puns out of here
(12:10:54 AM) Me: hahah
(12:10:58 AM) Jordan: you are terrible and your puns are even worse