THE BIG "TWO ZERO"!!!
Last night was my 20th birthday. We tapped the keg at 5:30, but I had to run and pick up some fungus from Arlington. So I didn't start drinking until almost 7:00. It was just Cameron and I until about 9:00 then some of our friends started showing up. Chase, Elise, Freddy, Adam, Cory, Beach, Valerie, Jen and some guy that she brought, Josh, and Kyle all stopped by to drink or just chill outside by the pool. Somebody is missing from that list...Oh yeah! Martha! My own girlfriend didn't come to my birthday party! How fucked up is that??!! She had the keg filled for us then she was going to see her friends band play at her work, then she was going to come back here. Well guess what she never came back, and her phone was turned off! So not only am I hurt that she didn't show up for my birthday, I looked like a fool in front of all my friends. So after I realized that she wasn't coming back, I took a muscle relaxer, smoked some pot, sniffed some white, and ate some mushrooms! I was pretty fucked up. The crowd got thinner as the night went on and it was down to Cameron, Kyle, Josh and me. Kyle left even though Cameron was bitching about him driving. The rest of us sat and talked about women and the bullshit they put men through. Around 5:00 I was no longer fucked up, so I went to bed. Martha came over this morning with some guy in her car to pick up the tap to the keg that is still half full. She fed me some bullshit about getting drunk and passing out at her bosses house. I could have cared less at the moment. We are supposed to talk about it tonight when she gets off work. So overall I had a great birthday with one little setback there at the end.