Drinking + Driving = Jail
Yeah, I know, don't drink and drive...but I wasn't fucked up! So anyways I was driving home and this fucking pig pulled me over in a speed trap and took me to jail. I didn't blow so I might be able to get it dismissed...either way my license will be suspended for 6 months. Yeah so I got to go to the Fort Worth jailhouse for a couple hours, then they transported me to the Mansfield Jailhouse and booked me in there. I got to go play spades with cards made from paper in cell block 98!! So I need to find another job to pay for all of the court cost and lawyer fees and all that bullshit. Maybe I should have just knocked the fuck out of the pig with my mag-lite while he has standing there. Then I would have driven into a ditch somewhere and busted out the window and say it was stolen...my insurance would have covered it and if I hit that fuck hard enough, he wouldn't remember a damn thing! I dunno...I'm too laid back to do some shit like that, but it was a good idea though...Ha! Anywho, I have to take care of all this bullshit, so dont expect to see much of me unless you see me at work, because I cant drive without a license! Anybody have a bicycle I can borrow for like 6 months?