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THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? eli,my boss
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? hmm, nah
4. How about of the same sex? damn straight.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably...my boss
6. What is your pet peeve? too many..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? it all depends
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? eat breakfast
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? lol, i've slept the whole day away.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? alot of people..
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dunno.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? nah
6.When was the last time you got a good workout? when i ran after my truck when it rolled down the fucking hill
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? soda
2. Meat eaters? yup
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? hahaha, ask tim. he cut me off off after like 3 1/2 6 packs.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? umm, no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? if anything, i'd go for sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "food"?: of course!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? umm, 4
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? all the time
4. Have you had sex? nah
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no, *whew*
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? any aftermarket truck store. hahah
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? oh lord. buy about 3 mud trucks and lift them.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? damn straight!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? of course
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i dunno. a couple hundred
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? nothing probably
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? grad HS
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? if anything, be a computer network administor for a fortune 500 company
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? nah
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? oh yea
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up before 12
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm, around this part. their nice trucks.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? hmm, i have no clue.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? ANYONE??? well, that i would be martin st. louis
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i dunno?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? muscles would be good
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? charm..
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none.
2. What religion were you raised as? jewish
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? juman property
4. Do you believe in magic? nope
5. What was the last promise you broke? going to easton.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yea
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nah
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? some luck for me.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of it? yes..
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? mhmm
5. Do you gamble? no
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? red cross
2. What causes have you given money or time to? red cross
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yep
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i've recused friends from parents and let friends stay at my house in need.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? love
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? i dunno
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? depends who it was
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? umm,nah
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? follower
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders): i'll kill the president
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yes
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? he fucking suck bitch balls, that stupid fucking piece of shit fag queer.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? michael jackson
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yep. VERY LONG AND FUNNY story.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? sleep
2. Do you collect anything? yep, trucks.
3. Are you addicted to anything? trucks and other 4 wheeledmachines
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? be in love
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? sometimes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? my gram
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? nah
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends
4. What area are you wisest in? none
5. Do you drive defensively? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, god no. but i love to drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes, everyday. gang-bang!
7. What did you learn today? i need to get back to sleep.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? eli,my boss
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? hmm, nah
4. How about of the same sex? damn straight.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably...my boss
6. What is your pet peeve? too many..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? it all depends
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? eat breakfast
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? lol, i've slept the whole day away.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? alot of people..
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dunno.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? nah
6.When was the last time you got a good workout? when i ran after my truck when it rolled down the fucking hill
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? soda
2. Meat eaters? yup
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? hahaha, ask tim. he cut me off off after like 3 1/2 6 packs.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? umm, no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? if anything, i'd go for sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "food"?: of course!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? umm, 4
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? all the time
4. Have you had sex? nah
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no, *whew*
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? any aftermarket truck store. hahah
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? oh lord. buy about 3 mud trucks and lift them.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? damn straight!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? of course
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i dunno. a couple hundred
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? nothing probably
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? grad HS
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? if anything, be a computer network administor for a fortune 500 company
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? nah
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? oh yea
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up before 12
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm, around this part. their nice trucks.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? hmm, i have no clue.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? ANYONE??? well, that i would be martin st. louis
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i dunno?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? muscles would be good
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? charm..
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none.
2. What religion were you raised as? jewish
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? juman property
4. Do you believe in magic? nope
5. What was the last promise you broke? going to easton.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yea
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nah
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? some luck for me.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of it? yes..
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? mhmm
5. Do you gamble? no
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? red cross
2. What causes have you given money or time to? red cross
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yep
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i've recused friends from parents and let friends stay at my house in need.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? love
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? i dunno
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? depends who it was
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? umm,nah
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? follower
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders): i'll kill the president
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yes
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? he fucking suck bitch balls, that stupid fucking piece of shit fag queer.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? michael jackson
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yep. VERY LONG AND FUNNY story.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? sleep
2. Do you collect anything? yep, trucks.
3. Are you addicted to anything? trucks and other 4 wheeledmachines
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? be in love
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? sometimes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? my gram
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? nah
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends
4. What area are you wisest in? none
5. Do you drive defensively? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, god no. but i love to drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes, everyday. gang-bang!
7. What did you learn today? i need to get back to sleep.