Ahahahahaaaa!
This is absolutely hilarious, and right (write?) on target. If you remember the old text-based Colossal Cave adventure (XYZZY, anyone?) it adds an extra zing.
Welcome to WRITER’S QUEST!
You are in a writer’s room. Exits are north and east. The door leading north has "This Way to Fame, Fortune, and Free Beer!" painted over it.
There is a chair here.
>inventory
You have a Hazy Idea for a story.
You have a Muse.
You have an Inner Editor.
>go n
You can’t go that way.
Read the rest
here:)