*snerk*
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave
ennyousai a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I pushed
sixpence_jones in the mud (-17 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April
lady_of_clunn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I turned
rivertempest in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
delphipsmith