The Western black rhino was
declared extinct today, and the top story on Yahoo News was
Suri Cruise's new haircut.
[Edit: The link above was to an old news item, sorry, and now I can't find the correct one. Curse you, interwebz! However, in trying to find it, I did learn that they've found footprints of the
Sumatran rhino someplace where they thought it was extinct, so the news isn't all bad. Still...]
Humanity,
I weep for you. And yes, that's a poem, so it counts as one of my 100 Things. *sigh*