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"Victoria," you say, "Why haven't you updated all weekend? It's like you don't care about us anymore."
Well, my darlings, I will tell you. Victoria was in rehearsal all weekend, rolling around on the floor and breaking her body for the upcoming ballet.
"Wow, I'm sorry for making that assumption just now," you say, "That must have been rough. It seems like you never get a day off."
That's because I don't.
Now don't get me wrong, I know you're all with me on this. Obviously, I'm not the only one who's always busy. I just like to complain about it.
Anyway, on to more important business...Actually, there isn't any important business. I apologize for wasting 2-4 minutes of your time (depending on how fast you read).
Well, my darlings, I will tell you. Victoria was in rehearsal all weekend, rolling around on the floor and breaking her body for the upcoming ballet.
"Wow, I'm sorry for making that assumption just now," you say, "That must have been rough. It seems like you never get a day off."
That's because I don't.
Now don't get me wrong, I know you're all with me on this. Obviously, I'm not the only one who's always busy. I just like to complain about it.
Anyway, on to more important business...Actually, there isn't any important business. I apologize for wasting 2-4 minutes of your time (depending on how fast you read).