[fic] talk to the sheep.
title talk to the sheep
genre crack
pairings junsu-centric, ot5
length one-shot 1,081 words
summary seems junsu's picked up a little something from his fluffy white relatives
a/n quite a few inside jokes, if you get them then yay, if not, you may want to do a little extra reading :)
for anonymojaniz, imthewirdguy, and cowfinquack, because they are annoying losers, so demanding :( you made me put off the flashfic challenge, okay. and it ends tomorrow. and i put off see you around and checkmate too which i really need to update because the other readers are going to kill me. but i finished it for you guys. appreciate.
Junsu has a new habit.
It seems that whenever he's lost for words or perhaps somehow disagrees with something they've said, all he says in return is bah.
o1.
Changmin is sitting at his desk, sifting through a particularly complicated passage when his throat starts to tickle.
After a few coughs, he looks up to see Junsu heading to the kitchen and calls out, "Yah! Yah Junsu, get me a glass of water okay?"
Junsu flicks his fingers towards the taller boy, sniffs disdainfully, and there it is - "Bah."
The maknae growls and reaches for the nearest pillow to hurl at the other member’s ass. “I’m sick! I’m sick and you don’t care! What kind of hyung are you!”
Junsu sails out of the kitchen with a large cookie and a large bottle of water. A whole bottle.
o2.
Yoochun crows in victory after he beats Junsu for the first time in a long time at a video game. He smirks and pokes Junsu’s cheek, jeering, as Junsu almost throws the controller halfway across the room, face melded into an expression of ultimate disapproval.
“I won! I won and you lost, ahaha. Man that feels good. Must be losing your touch, Su-ah!” Yoochun waves his hands in the air, a smug and enormous grin plastered all over his face.
Junsu stuffs Yoochun’s face with a pillow and scrunches his nose, brow furrowed, standing up and stomping away.
“Bah!”
Yoochun takes that pillow and stuffs it into a pair of Junsu’s jeans - all the better for his overly large ass.
o3.
Leader-ssi is sitting enraptured on the couch, cross-legged and a cushion hugged to his chest as he stares unblinkingly at the television - My Sassy Girl is playing and Jihyun-nuna is on the screen.
Junsu climbs onto the leather, snuggling into the older boy, burying his face into his shoulder and pushing insistently.
“Hyuung. Yoochunnie’s being mean and Minnie won’t call me hyung.” He whines and shakes Yunho’s arm with one hand, lip pushed out into a pout.
Yunho doesn’t bat an eye. “Hn.”
“Hyuung.”
A hand is waved haphazardly in his direction, long fingers fluttering away and Junsu is shaken off. “Shh.”
Junsu frowns, crumpled somewhere on the other end of the couch. He looks at the television. Oh.
He bounces off the couch with a huff, and waddles away with a barely audible bah grumbled under his breath.
(Yunho doesn’t hear him.)
o4.
Junsu shuffles into the kitchen, grabbing bowls and chopsticks to set the table for dinner. The day of rest is coming to an end and tomorrow they have a photo shoot. He jumps out of the way as Jaejoong comes away from the stove with soup and rice and the rest of dinner, walking quickly towards the table.
The phone rings and Jaejoong glances away, hurriedly placing the dishes on the table before springing to answer the phone. Must be their stylist, he thinks, to confirm their costumes.
“Hello? Yeah, one second.” Jaejoong puts the phone on speaker as the other three members gather around.
The female voice comes in clearly over the line, “So, what I have here so far is that Changmin-ssi, you are going to be a deer, and Yoochun-ssi, you are going to be a rabbit - Jaejoong-ssi, a lion? And Yunho-ssi and Junsu-ssi, can you confirm please?”
Changmin, Jaejoong and Yoochun murmur assent and Yunho leans forward, “Tiger.” He smirks.
“Umm.” Junsu hesitates; he isn’t quite sure what he wants to be. The other four look at him in disbelief - seems obvious to them..
There are a few moments of silence before the stylist speaks up again, asking for confirmation and Changmin loudly says, “Sheep.”
“What?! No! I don’t want to!” But his hyungs are all grinning and nodding and Jaejoong leans towards the phone to add his voice, “Stylist-nuna, please make Junsu a sheep!”
She makes a little neutral noise over the phone and says to call her back later when they’ve made up their mindsJunsu’s made up his mind.
But they don’t call her back; in fact, they’ve forgotten all about it because they’re too busy squabbling over the issue of whether or not Junsu should just be a teddy but no, Junsu wants to be something fierce and why do Jaejoong-hyung and Yunho-hyung get to be fierce?
o5.
Stylist-nuna never gets the call, so the next morning when they file into the studio, five costumes hanging on the rack from right to left, tiger, deer, lion, rabbit, and sheep.
Jaejoong’s clear laugh can be heard right across the room, and he flashes a victory sign before grabbing his tan, furry costume and running off to change. Junsu follows suit sullenly.
When he comes out, Yunho’s trying not to laugh (he’s speechless and in awe of how good Junsu looks, really!), Changmin is standing there with that subtle maknae smirk he has, and Yoochun isn’t even bothering with trying not to laugh.
Junsu huffs. “This is really too much! I blend into the background, okay. I’d rather be a teddy...” He sighs and makes sad faces at Yunho, trying to get leader-ssi to pull off a miracle like he’s magical.
Jaejoong’s fixing his hair in front of a mirror when he catches sight of Junsu in the reflection. He turns around, squints his eyes before figuring out that it really is Junsu in a ridiculously fluffy, white sheep costume.
Laughing that big laugh of his, the eldest member flies over and tackles Junsu, nearly cutting off his air supply and Junsu flails with his arms windmilling all over the place, legs staggering backwards and trying to keep his balance with an armful of hyung cutting off all the circulation below his waist.
“Aww Junsu, you’re so innocent-looking!”
“Hey! I am innocent! I am pure!”
The grin disappears as Jaejoong steps away and is replaced by his not-impressed face multiplied five hundred and thirty four times.
The blond rubs the back of his neck, “Man, that’s weirder than your seventh rib and third vertebra gag.”
“No. Shut up, Jaejoong-hyung.” Junsu sticks out his tongue.
“Aww, isn’t that cute! Yunho-yah, Yoochunnie, Min-ah, look at Junsu. Isn’t he just adorable?” He hugs the sheep again.
“Bah!” The single-syllable response rings around the studio, causing everyone to look up and the members to snicker loudly.
Junsu pushes Jaejoong’s face away, nearly causing the elder to stumble into a very expensive camera, and stomps off petulantly to get his makeup done.
Jaejoong gets him back later by grabbing his duckbutt ass on camera.