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Wow, my very own live journal. I didn’t know these were free god damnit..and I slept with that man for a code that I didn't even need.
Tomorrow I’m venturing to Wichita, Kansas for a swap meat convention.. So I’m packing up the Pinto and heading out with my cooler packed full of raw hamburger **yum** and twizzlers. Herb was supposed to come with but called me last night and told me that due to a resent bowel movement that left him completely speechless he was going to have to reschedule. I believe he’s saving it in a memory box or something. Good.
Hm maybe Ill bring some sardines as well. I think Meaters is a little upset with me since I can’t bring him with me on the road trip. We had a heart to heart and I think he understands. Orville’s watching him for me, He begged me. I seriously had to have time to think about it, I mean besides the fact that meaters is a rare breed chinchilla that I could never ever replace, but last time Orville watched him he took a sand bath with Meaters which would have been cool with me, but Meaters told me Orville was making noises and cat calls at him while he was rolling through the sand.. he’s a little shy. Obviously, Orvilles not.
Im a little upset I was invited to Canada the other night.. I know the last time we went I got into some shit but I didn’t know that prostitution in some parts of Canada wasn’t Legal and I ended up in the middle of a sting, what a waste of 3.50 American money to get over the bridge. I could have stayed in Detroit and made that kind of money that I made that night.. Jesus. Who knew the exchange rate was so shitty. Plus, with all of the money I had to pay for my scripts from contracting sars.. god damnit.. Im never going back to Canada.
Wish my luck at the Swap Meat!! Im hoping to find the Purple Power Ranger to complete my set as well as a new toilet seat.. well a used one will do I just need a change, ya know?! Ooh I can’t forget to buy some bloomers too!!
Bye Ya’ll..
Tomorrow I’m venturing to Wichita, Kansas for a swap meat convention.. So I’m packing up the Pinto and heading out with my cooler packed full of raw hamburger **yum** and twizzlers. Herb was supposed to come with but called me last night and told me that due to a resent bowel movement that left him completely speechless he was going to have to reschedule. I believe he’s saving it in a memory box or something. Good.
Hm maybe Ill bring some sardines as well. I think Meaters is a little upset with me since I can’t bring him with me on the road trip. We had a heart to heart and I think he understands. Orville’s watching him for me, He begged me. I seriously had to have time to think about it, I mean besides the fact that meaters is a rare breed chinchilla that I could never ever replace, but last time Orville watched him he took a sand bath with Meaters which would have been cool with me, but Meaters told me Orville was making noises and cat calls at him while he was rolling through the sand.. he’s a little shy. Obviously, Orvilles not.
Im a little upset I was invited to Canada the other night.. I know the last time we went I got into some shit but I didn’t know that prostitution in some parts of Canada wasn’t Legal and I ended up in the middle of a sting, what a waste of 3.50 American money to get over the bridge. I could have stayed in Detroit and made that kind of money that I made that night.. Jesus. Who knew the exchange rate was so shitty. Plus, with all of the money I had to pay for my scripts from contracting sars.. god damnit.. Im never going back to Canada.
Wish my luck at the Swap Meat!! Im hoping to find the Purple Power Ranger to complete my set as well as a new toilet seat.. well a used one will do I just need a change, ya know?! Ooh I can’t forget to buy some bloomers too!!
Bye Ya’ll..