If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
I am not even going to pretend to even try to understand Jack White anymore:
Hello,
The White Stripes celebrated their aluminum anniversary on the 14th of July in Glace Bay, Nova Scotia. To further commemorate this occasion, the band have produced an array of specialty merchandise including traditional kilts, balmoral hats, kilt hose and flashes. These items are all hand-made from the Official Tartan of The White Stripes, available in both hunting and dress fabric.
Rob Jones also designed a beautiful poster for the Savoy Theatre performance. One hundred posters were printed on paper while another one hundred were printed on sheets of aluminum.
The band have lots of other new and exciting things on the way - be sure to visit the merch table when you come see them play!
Amber Easby
Merchandiser for The White Stripes
Thanks,
The White Stripes newsletter team
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