Today
Something very bad happened.
I found out that my Mothers Bible thumping, Jewish, Lesbian, beach friend wasn't at all interested in taking my mother away to live at her beach house. Today I descovered, that forty-something fast talker, was interested in me. Sexually. Blatantly. I really think I need an adult. A responsible adult possibly from child services.
It's like I'm sending out some sort of crazy pharamone that attracts sibling figures and unattractive people with bad hair. Yes I've been known to chase a few skirts, and be rather affectionate to certain other redheads, but Jesus Christ on a bike. What kind of message am I sending out here?
I think I need to make some straight friends...
I found out that my Mothers Bible thumping, Jewish, Lesbian, beach friend wasn't at all interested in taking my mother away to live at her beach house. Today I descovered, that forty-something fast talker, was interested in me. Sexually. Blatantly. I really think I need an adult. A responsible adult possibly from child services.
It's like I'm sending out some sort of crazy pharamone that attracts sibling figures and unattractive people with bad hair. Yes I've been known to chase a few skirts, and be rather affectionate to certain other redheads, but Jesus Christ on a bike. What kind of message am I sending out here?
I think I need to make some straight friends...