Eighteen Ryan/Simon Microfics
Okay, this is just silly, but it was a lot of fun. The challenge is to write ten fics of ten words or less apiece, each in a different subcategory of fanfiction (fluff, angst, h/c, etc.) Or, you know, instead of ten fics, you can do eighteen. That's what all the really cool people are doing.
These are in alphabetical order, by genre. Hope you enjoy!
ANGST
They waited for the ambulance. Ryan kept his face neutral.
AU
"Sergeant Cowell..."
"We can't dance at the U.S.O.? We'll dance here."
BABY!FIC
"What the bloody hell was that?"
"It's called 'spitting up.'"
BADFIC
Simon's dick swelled like Ruben Studdard's waistline, only more caucasian.
CRACK!FIC
"How long have you had superpowers?"
"Since hitting forty-five million."
FIRST TIME
"Not bad," Ryan said afterward. "But a little bit karaoke."
FLUFF
Actually, there was a puppy in his pocket.
FRIENDSHIP
"Oh, sure. A million dollars for a car? Total bargain."
FUTURE!FIC
"Assisted living? And Paula leads the ballroom dance class?"
GENDERSWAP
"Only now you're a D-cup instead of a B-cup."
HUMOR
"That wasn't lube. It was superglue."
"Ten minutes to air!"
HURT/COMFORT
"Shh. I'm here."
He didn't care who heard.
M-PREG
"You have to eat, Ryan. It's not just you anymore."
ROMANCE
"Three whole weeks?"
Long, leisurely kiss.
"Three whole weeks."
SMUT
By Season 2, he'd get hard when Ryan walked onstage.
SONGFIC
My life would suck...
Simon couldn't even express how much.
THREESOME
"Three wine glasses?"
"Adam Lambert's dropping by to 'sign contracts.'"
UST
Only one of them thought the flirting thing was real.
These are in alphabetical order, by genre. Hope you enjoy!
ANGST
They waited for the ambulance. Ryan kept his face neutral.
AU
"Sergeant Cowell..."
"We can't dance at the U.S.O.? We'll dance here."
BABY!FIC
"What the bloody hell was that?"
"It's called 'spitting up.'"
BADFIC
Simon's dick swelled like Ruben Studdard's waistline, only more caucasian.
CRACK!FIC
"How long have you had superpowers?"
"Since hitting forty-five million."
FIRST TIME
"Not bad," Ryan said afterward. "But a little bit karaoke."
FLUFF
Actually, there was a puppy in his pocket.
FRIENDSHIP
"Oh, sure. A million dollars for a car? Total bargain."
FUTURE!FIC
"Assisted living? And Paula leads the ballroom dance class?"
GENDERSWAP
"Only now you're a D-cup instead of a B-cup."
HUMOR
"That wasn't lube. It was superglue."
"Ten minutes to air!"
HURT/COMFORT
"Shh. I'm here."
He didn't care who heard.
M-PREG
"You have to eat, Ryan. It's not just you anymore."
ROMANCE
"Three whole weeks?"
Long, leisurely kiss.
"Three whole weeks."
SMUT
By Season 2, he'd get hard when Ryan walked onstage.
SONGFIC
My life would suck...
Simon couldn't even express how much.
THREESOME
"Three wine glasses?"
"Adam Lambert's dropping by to 'sign contracts.'"
UST
Only one of them thought the flirting thing was real.