[audio post]
"Hello there, my name is Luna Lovegood. I would like to welcome you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy."
"Luna I told you we're in the Digital world, that can't be your school."
"It certainly looks like it...are you sure you didn't come to my world instead? It really is a lovely place I bet we're just in time for dinner."
"I dunno it seems a little late for Dinner Luna...besides I know we're not in your world because we were just walking down a street in Tetha."
"Hogsmeade could have remodeled...it was looking a little shabby last year...or perhaps we were attacked by a disgruntled Portkey, you know I hear that they can strike when you least expect it."
"What is a Portkey and how would one become disgruntled?"
"I think I may need to tell you later...I'm much too hungry to go into a proper explanation, and father always said "Never try to educate on an empty belly...it can cause grumblgorys and is generally considered rude."
"Is that even English? Wait come back! Can someone please explain to this girl what's going on she's not listening to me!"
"Luna I told you we're in the Digital world, that can't be your school."
"It certainly looks like it...are you sure you didn't come to my world instead? It really is a lovely place I bet we're just in time for dinner."
"I dunno it seems a little late for Dinner Luna...besides I know we're not in your world because we were just walking down a street in Tetha."
"Hogsmeade could have remodeled...it was looking a little shabby last year...or perhaps we were attacked by a disgruntled Portkey, you know I hear that they can strike when you least expect it."
"What is a Portkey and how would one become disgruntled?"
"I think I may need to tell you later...I'm much too hungry to go into a proper explanation, and father always said "Never try to educate on an empty belly...it can cause grumblgorys and is generally considered rude."
"Is that even English? Wait come back! Can someone please explain to this girl what's going on she's not listening to me!"