04 [video]

[delicioussnark]

[He's slumped on a table, his right hand tracing the contours on the ram horns that have grown on his head.]

No, Snark, I don't think these make us the same creature.

[the soft bleating of his pet sheep can be heard in the background]Not even with those wings. See, yours were probably strapped on by some little girl who took a liking to you. Mine

Comments

[loving_kitten]

You must really like work.

[delicioussnark]

It puts food on the table. [food that he can't really eat right now... wew...]

[loving_kitten]

That you can't eat.

[delicioussnark]

Don't remind me. [sob]

[loving_kitten]

Use your hands.

[delicioussnark]

What if I bite them off?

[loving_kitten]

I doubt it, unless you lack that much control when you eat.