04 [video]

[delicioussnark]

[He's slumped on a table, his right hand tracing the contours on the ram horns that have grown on his head.]

No, Snark, I don't think these make us the same creature.

[the soft bleating of his pet sheep can be heard in the background]Not even with those wings. See, yours were probably strapped on by some little girl who took a liking to you. Mine

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[sooorrrrrryyy]

I'm so sorry! I, too, have very small wings! If it is such an inconvenience to you, I will trade mine for yours! I don't need them! I don't need them at all! Please just take theeeeeeem!!

[ Ritsu has little monkey wings which he is trying to pull off now... Of course he can't actually do it. ]

[delicioussnark]

[Stop hurting yourself Ritsu even if it does amuse him a lot.]

I'm fine! It's alright, you don't have to do that.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ It does hurt. And the way he's yanking on them in that position... ]

O-Oh... I pulled a muscle...!

[delicioussnark]

Are you alright? Do you need help?

[sooorrrrrryyy]

It's nothing! You call tell me how worthless you think I am!

[delicioussnark]

Don't say that. You're not worthless. When you breathe, you exhale carbon dioxide that's good for the plants!

[sooorrrrrryyy]

Ohhh...! Then the plants...are happy?

[ BIGGEST SPARKLY EYES EVER. Can he really help anything? ]

[delicioussnark]

Yes! Yes! They're very thankful for it!

[might be secretly mocking "her"... okay, definitely secretly mocking "her"]

[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ Doesn't catch on. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. ]

But surely breath would only poison them... I-It's useless like I thought! Those plants will surely die if they rely on me! I'm sorry! Please blame me for their deaths!

[delicioussnark]

Not unless you breathe poison gas. Do you?

[sooorrrrrryyy]

Um... No...