02 [video]

[delicioussnark]

[In which Jizabel carries a lamb under his arm. It was a scrawny little thing, with its fur patched with some dirt and mud. But it had a healthy look in its eye as it busied itself with chewing on Jizabel's necktie.]Is anyone missing a lamb? He might have gotten separated from his flock when the castle fell. He had a broken leg so I had to take

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[namelessqueen]

[ In which Diva tries to get a free meal. ]

If I say it's mine, will you give it to me?

[delicioussnark]

If you could prove that he's yours, then maybe. But I think it would be hard to establish credibility when you started with "if I say it's mine", don't you think?

[namelessqueen]

Well, if no one claims it, can I eat it instead?

[delicioussnark]

He's too young and too skinny to eat. You're better off getting your livestock somewhere else.

[namelessqueen]

But if I keep eating people, sooner or later everyone's going to notice someone's missing. I need to eat other things as well in the middle.

[delicioussnark]

You poor thing. But people go missing all the time. Who's to say that it was all your fault?

[eating people > eating my sheep]

[namelessqueen]

The police would, of course.

[delicioussnark]

The police can get things wrong.

[namelessqueen]

They'd know it was me still. I only take the blood after all.

[delicioussnark]

And in what state do you leave the corpse?

[namelessqueen]

They're still recognizable. Though being alive or not depends on how hungry I am.

[delicioussnark]

Can you claim that all other body parts are intact?

[namelessqueen]

Until Saya takes it for her meal, everything's all there~

[delicioussnark]

So you take the victim's blood and Saya eats the body?

[namelessqueen]

That's right!

[delicioussnark]

If you don't mind me asking, what are you people? [Are you even people at all? He is curious.]