Reason Number 870 Why I Love My Husband
ME: I really wish I wasn't allergic to apples, because I would murder an apple fritter right now. Like, I want an apple fritter so hard, if you offered me Tom Hiddleston or an apple fritter, I would take the fritter.
inventionsleeps: I would smear the the apple fritter all over Tom Hiddleston and use him as a plate. You could just eat the fritter and then any Hiddleston that gets in your mouth is incidental. I mean, people lick their plates some times, I don't see what the problem is. He'd be clean afterwards, because LICKING.