Not your everyday IM spam

Aug 10, 2006 10:20

I came back to my computer to find I had recieved the following IM:

[09:19] ineedurkock2nite21: hi... anyone thre?

[09:19] *** Auto-response sent to ineedurkock2nite21: I am currently away from the computer.

[09:19] ineedurkock2nite21: ohh your there :) hi...
[09:20] ineedurkock2nite21: a/s/l (age sex location)?
[09:21] ineedurkock2nite21: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought yyou might like to chat.
[09:21] ineedurkock2nite21: so what hae you been up to?
[09:22] ineedurkock2nite21: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinea horny :) (*blushes)
[09:23] ineedurkock2nite21: feel like a little caber fun with me ? please please...

The first thing I noticed is that these screennames are getting less and less family friendly. Having seen that, I was about to close the window when I noticed something else.

caber fun

Hey spammer! Do you know what a caber is? I would LOVE to have some caber fun with you! I've been pondering a new sport called Caber Catching, but I've been looking for someone expendable stupid willing to give it a try.

On second thought, you'd probably spend the whole time trying to sell me a pill to increase the size of my caber.
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