my daughter,the heathen.
how do you get writer's block when writing in your OWN JOURNAL?!it happened to me.i have so many things swimming around my head that i want to write down but i can't figure out how to word it.it's like my AP euro history exam essay all over again.i completly froze until 15 minutes before time was up.then i had to write to super fast to,that my writing became unreadable.
i love my mother.i really do,but i can't stand her!she calls every second and nags me about "not raising my child to be a heathen".you see my mother is a strict devout catholic.she's got a bible under her pillow and jesus on the nightstand.she listens to religious radio stations in the car and watches only religious tv.now when i was about 13 i denounced all religion and declared myself an atheist.she almost had a heartattack.she immediatly spritzed me with holy water,holy oil and holy prayer.everynight i could hear her "lord please save my daughter's soul from the evil clutch of the devil".i seriously think she thought i was in cahoots witht he devil.like we were planning on taking over the world together,but we all know starbucks teamed up with the devil.
when i hit 16 i declared myself agnostic.this made her back off me a bit but she was always trying to trick me into going to church.
mom:honey,how would you like to run some errands with me?
me:sure
she'd drive slowly and take the most indirect route to the church,like it makes a difference.like we're gonna get there and i'm gonna go.."whoa where are we?i'm so...lost"
she'd park on a side street...never in direct sight of the church.
mom:well let's go
me:mom i'm not stupid.i can see the church tower from here
mom:church?there's a church around here?how suprising
me:mom..
mom:honey!!i fear for you!i fear the devil's going to consume you completly!
me:mom..he already has.give up the fight
mom:don't talk like that!!
so now she's afraid my daughter will be taken by the devil too.so everyday i get a phone call
mom:honey please raise her catholic.she'll be lost if she doesn't go to church.she'll turn to drugs and the sex and a young age!it's the family curse!!!don't give into the curse!!
yes you read it right folks.the curse.the family curse.how do i explain the family curse?you see my grandfather was a voodoo priest(crazy shit huh?)and apparently he double crossed some lady because of land or something..he put a spell on her or something and so she placed a curse upon the dor family.and honestly..the scary part is...the curse is true.the woman said certain things would happen,such as my aunt going blind,both of my cousins dying in mysterious fires exactly a year apart,my dad losing his second born with my stepmother,my stepmom going temporarily blind,murders,hauntings...and all my fathers children suffering from the most painful ailment of all,broken hearts.i just rememered i'm not supposed to discuss the curse..so that's all the info i will divulge.
so gwen(my daughter) is one month old now.she's as cute as a button.she's beginning to smile a little but she spends most of her time sleeping,eating,pooping,and rocking out to loud rock/metal music.she likes loud guitars.i tried classical but she was not impressed.she's given me the finger twice since the last time and she thinks burping in my face is the greastest...she's my sweet little heathen!^_^
i love my mother.i really do,but i can't stand her!she calls every second and nags me about "not raising my child to be a heathen".you see my mother is a strict devout catholic.she's got a bible under her pillow and jesus on the nightstand.she listens to religious radio stations in the car and watches only religious tv.now when i was about 13 i denounced all religion and declared myself an atheist.she almost had a heartattack.she immediatly spritzed me with holy water,holy oil and holy prayer.everynight i could hear her "lord please save my daughter's soul from the evil clutch of the devil".i seriously think she thought i was in cahoots witht he devil.like we were planning on taking over the world together,but we all know starbucks teamed up with the devil.
when i hit 16 i declared myself agnostic.this made her back off me a bit but she was always trying to trick me into going to church.
mom:honey,how would you like to run some errands with me?
me:sure
she'd drive slowly and take the most indirect route to the church,like it makes a difference.like we're gonna get there and i'm gonna go.."whoa where are we?i'm so...lost"
she'd park on a side street...never in direct sight of the church.
mom:well let's go
me:mom i'm not stupid.i can see the church tower from here
mom:church?there's a church around here?how suprising
me:mom..
mom:honey!!i fear for you!i fear the devil's going to consume you completly!
me:mom..he already has.give up the fight
mom:don't talk like that!!
so now she's afraid my daughter will be taken by the devil too.so everyday i get a phone call
mom:honey please raise her catholic.she'll be lost if she doesn't go to church.she'll turn to drugs and the sex and a young age!it's the family curse!!!don't give into the curse!!
yes you read it right folks.the curse.the family curse.how do i explain the family curse?you see my grandfather was a voodoo priest(crazy shit huh?)and apparently he double crossed some lady because of land or something..he put a spell on her or something and so she placed a curse upon the dor family.and honestly..the scary part is...the curse is true.the woman said certain things would happen,such as my aunt going blind,both of my cousins dying in mysterious fires exactly a year apart,my dad losing his second born with my stepmother,my stepmom going temporarily blind,murders,hauntings...and all my fathers children suffering from the most painful ailment of all,broken hearts.i just rememered i'm not supposed to discuss the curse..so that's all the info i will divulge.
so gwen(my daughter) is one month old now.she's as cute as a button.she's beginning to smile a little but she spends most of her time sleeping,eating,pooping,and rocking out to loud rock/metal music.she likes loud guitars.i tried classical but she was not impressed.she's given me the finger twice since the last time and she thinks burping in my face is the greastest...she's my sweet little heathen!^_^