Spencer is My Favorite. (Today)
Recently, I've heard tell of people calling Spencer Smith the "ugly" one. Saying he's weird looking. I find this so, so upsetting. And I'm now on a mission to PROVE THEM WRONG.
Okay, I'll admit, in his early days, he was a bit of a goober.
But not for long.
Pretty soon, he was sexing it up with the best of them. (And by the best of them, I mean Ryan and Brendon.)
Even in his goober days though, he was still adorable.
His hands are fascinating. Trufax.
His hair! It's sweeping!
Spencer Smith loves everyone. Even the haters.
He also loves waffles. (Who doesn't?)
There's too much pretty in this picture. It breaks my brain a little.
He is also WAY cooler than you.
He's so pretty and soft looking.
Wearing girls' clothes is fun, Spencer will tell you.
He'll also make it really clear he isn't gay, even though he wears girls' clothes.
God, Spencer, we get it. You have lots of sex with girls. Stop trying to drive the point home.
Really, he's shocked and appalled that anyone would ever think he's gay. Shocked and appalled!
The shock was so upsetting that it exhausted him. (Jon took this picture, didn't he? Or am I remembering wrong.)
And now he's walking away. But still looking ridiculously pretty.
Oh, Spencer. Stop trying to kill me with your beauty.
I said stop!
Please, by all means, fellate the microphone.
This one is just here because I think it's a beautiful shot.
How can ANYONE dispute the pretty that is Spencer Smith?
Seriously?!
Oh, fine, Spencer, go ahead and try to KILL ME with your hotness.
Oh, man. His hips.
Really, they should have their own picspam.
Look at them! LOOK! (I should have cut Brent out. I don't hate him, but he glowers and it creeps me out.)
Cock that hip, baby.
Or, okay, use them to straddle the mic stand. I've no objection to that.
His disapproving hip cock is unbelievably hot.
Yeah, just here 'cause it's so pretty. His eyelashes!
His smile, guys.
I'm pretty sure that between his smile, his epic bitch face, and his hips, Spencer Smith could rule the world. It's a lethal combination.
Okay, seriously. You know how you'll see a guy, and he'll be reasonably attractive, but not necessarily the hottest guy around?
But then you see him doing something he's really good at, and suddenly, bam! He's so hot you kind of want to jump him?
Yeah, that's Spencer for me.
Because I always thought he was cute, and really pretty, but until I saw him playing the drums, I HAD NO IDEA that he was walking sex.
Oh, this one's here just because it's pretty.
Brendon, for God's sake, stop trying to horn in on Spencer's spam. Your time will come.
I'm not kidding, he's a sex god when he's playing.
I don't know how people can't see it.
And the beard?
Oddly enough, it works for me, even though I'm totally not a beard girl.
He's pulling it off pretty damn well.
Good God, is he.
Okay, I'll admit, in his early days, he was a bit of a goober.
But not for long.
Pretty soon, he was sexing it up with the best of them. (And by the best of them, I mean Ryan and Brendon.)
Even in his goober days though, he was still adorable.
His hands are fascinating. Trufax.
His hair! It's sweeping!
Spencer Smith loves everyone. Even the haters.
He also loves waffles. (Who doesn't?)
There's too much pretty in this picture. It breaks my brain a little.
He is also WAY cooler than you.
He's so pretty and soft looking.
Wearing girls' clothes is fun, Spencer will tell you.
He'll also make it really clear he isn't gay, even though he wears girls' clothes.
God, Spencer, we get it. You have lots of sex with girls. Stop trying to drive the point home.
Really, he's shocked and appalled that anyone would ever think he's gay. Shocked and appalled!
The shock was so upsetting that it exhausted him. (Jon took this picture, didn't he? Or am I remembering wrong.)
And now he's walking away. But still looking ridiculously pretty.
Oh, Spencer. Stop trying to kill me with your beauty.
I said stop!
Please, by all means, fellate the microphone.
This one is just here because I think it's a beautiful shot.
How can ANYONE dispute the pretty that is Spencer Smith?
Seriously?!
Oh, fine, Spencer, go ahead and try to KILL ME with your hotness.
Oh, man. His hips.
Really, they should have their own picspam.
Look at them! LOOK! (I should have cut Brent out. I don't hate him, but he glowers and it creeps me out.)
Cock that hip, baby.
Or, okay, use them to straddle the mic stand. I've no objection to that.
His disapproving hip cock is unbelievably hot.
Yeah, just here 'cause it's so pretty. His eyelashes!
His smile, guys.
I'm pretty sure that between his smile, his epic bitch face, and his hips, Spencer Smith could rule the world. It's a lethal combination.
Okay, seriously. You know how you'll see a guy, and he'll be reasonably attractive, but not necessarily the hottest guy around?
But then you see him doing something he's really good at, and suddenly, bam! He's so hot you kind of want to jump him?
Yeah, that's Spencer for me.
Because I always thought he was cute, and really pretty, but until I saw him playing the drums, I HAD NO IDEA that he was walking sex.
Oh, this one's here just because it's pretty.
Brendon, for God's sake, stop trying to horn in on Spencer's spam. Your time will come.
I'm not kidding, he's a sex god when he's playing.
I don't know how people can't see it.
And the beard?
Oddly enough, it works for me, even though I'm totally not a beard girl.
He's pulling it off pretty damn well.
Good God, is he.