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Myspace has ads for Nestea all over it, and says"throw your inner superstar a tea party." I have several thoughts on this.
1. I'm pretty sure I don't have any kind of superstar.
2. I'm a Leo. If I had a superstar, it wouldn't be "inner." It would be jumping all over the place in a bright green jumpsuit, holding sparklers, waving its arms and screaming "LOOK AT ME!! I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!! SUPERSTAR, RIGHT HERE!"
3. Furthermore, again assuming that I had a superstar, I doubt it would be proper enough to want a tea party, unless it was protestant and subversive like the Boston variety. It would probably want a couple pitchers of beer or a few Irish Car Bombs or something and some AC/DC to dance on tables to.
4. Nestea bears about the same resemblance to actual tea as my left shoe. So IF I had a superstar, and IF it were inner, and IF I threw it a tea party, I WOULD NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES serve Nestea at said tea party.
This is why I prefer LJ. Myspace is alright, but it's got its priorities all jacked up.