Future scenes set in The Dog Who Was a Prince
What follows are scenes I’m thinking of including in The Dog Who Was a Prince. It’s annoying how much I’ve got already written when you consider the fact that all of it is stuff from later chapters. I guess I just need to get over the hump of the next chapter. Again, there are obviously lots of spoilers, and again, I welcome any and all feedback.
This is as much as I have for now, I’ll put up some more of my writing notes tomorrow.
Book 1: Water
Chapter 3
-Katara wakes up on Zuko's ship
-still drunk even after long sleep
-Iroh wants to get Avatar
-still want to bring back to FN?
-perhaps plan to install Z and release Avatar after
-promises Aang he will be comfortable until then
A:"I don't know, Zuko doesn't really seem that keen on going home."
-Katara sleeps with Zuko at some point
-before Waterbending Scroll (episode 109)
-Katara and Zuko sleep together, Zuko's performance very bad
-K leaves because Zuko very selfish in bed
-Zuko's mission is to get back in Katara's pants and prove not bad lover
-Z has no stamina, Uncle convinces him firebending will increase it
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The Waterbending Scroll
Zuko has Katara tied to the tree:
"Tell you what, Katara, I'll buy you the scroll if you let me kiss you and touch your breasts."
"Absolutely not," said the pirate captain.
"Excuse me, who asked you?" demanded Zuko. "What, my money's no good?"
"I'm not letting you pay 200 pieces of gold just to touch a girl's tits. And it's over the shirt, too! Are you an idiot? You'll drive up prices for the rest of us!"
"So you're saying . . ."
"200 pieces of gold is enough for a damn bride price! It's cheaper just to marry her and do her regular. Plus since she's your wife she has to give you oral."
"Hmm . . ."
"At least once a month. It's in the standard betrothal agreement."
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-Katara sleeps with Jet to get over Zuko, regrets it
Jet has betrayed Team Avatar and Katara has frozen him to a tree:
Jet: “Katara, you can't deny that we shared something special, something no one else will ever be able to have."
"What are you talking about? That wasn't my first time. Or my second or third or . . . heh, let's just leave it at that. In fact," and here she got a sly look, "I gave my virginity to a firebender."
She smiled at the way Jet's eyes bulged and walked away calmly toward Appa.
"She's not lying, man, they only just broke," confirmed Sokka. "Guess you were never anything but the rebound. You'll always be second place to a firebender. How's that taste?"
Jet was unable to do anything but make incoherent gagging noises.
"Oh shit, was that your first time? You suck hard. Catch you later, chump."
Good old Sokka, she could always rely on him to kick a man when he was down, then laugh at him for getting his ass kicked. She'd make him an extra-special dinner tonight.
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-Bato of the Water Tribe (115), Z hires Jun to track down K
-gives K's underwear as smell sample
Jun: "The smell sample is useless if you've jerked off with it."
Zuko wordlessly returned the underwear to his pocket and went to his cabin to get a sock that Katara had forgotten.
Zuko captures Katara and Sokka:
Z: "When we get back to the ship, I'll tear off all your clothes and fuck you all night."
K: "Don't you mean you'll pop after 30 seconds and spend the rest of the night apologizing?"
Jun and Sokka snickered at the way his eyes twitched.
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-The Siege of the North (119-120), Z sneaks into the Spirit Oasis to convince K to have sex with him
"Fine, if I have sex with you will you stop following me around?"
"Yes! Ahem, I mean, yeah, sure."
-Z insists have sex then and there
"You want to do it right now? There's a battle going on outside!"
"Hello, I'm only the Prince of the Fire Nation! Do you really think they'll let me stay here after the battle? 'Don't worry, Chief Arnook, I'll leave as soon as I've had sex with Katara.' The only reason I got in was because of the battle and I still had to swim up through the damn tiger-seal tunnels and melt my way through the ice. I sure as hell am not doing that again."
Katara stared at him in surprise. "Wow, you're really dedicated to fucking me." That was kind of flattering, actually. She supposed she couldn't blame him for wanting another chance with a hot tamale like her.
-Yue has to stay and watch bc battle going on outside
"Well, let's just get started then," said Katara. This was just disgusting. She felt filthy doing this here and now with him, and in front of Yue no less. Oh dammit, was she getting wet? That bastard was rubbing off on her. She watched him take off his shirt and admired him for a second. Well, she guessed it wasn't so bad.
-threesome?
-Zhao interrupts menage a trois before happen
-Zuko is interrupted in flagrante delicto and ejaculates at Zhao's face accidentally, Zhao screams and jumps in Spirit pond to clean off
-Tui and La ticked off at defilement and kill every FN soldier at North Pole
-Z spared because Spirits liked the free show and Iroh is spared because he was passed out drunk
Book 2: Earth
"Sweet holy crap, three weeks on a raft is hell. It's hard to jerk off with all those sea gulls looking at you."
"And yet you still managed," said Iroh as he glared at his nephew.
"Uncle, it's bad not to shoot it off regular, you get backed up or something."
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"Remember music night on Zuko's ship?" asked Aang. "That was so much fun. I miss Lieutenant Jee's dancing lessons."
"I miss Cook's food," answered Sokka. "Especially that delightful satay sauce he made for his barbecued meat."
"I miss his desserts. He'd always put a strawberry on top of my pies and make a happy face out of the cream. The strawberry was the nose."
They both sighed and stared off into the distance, absorbed in their memories. Then they snapped out of their reminiscing and looked down at the rice and pickled vegetables in their bowls, at which point they sighed again.
“Stop trying to make me feel guilty about breaking up with Zuko!" said Katara in annoyance.
"Come on, sis. You have to admit, it was better when someone else did the cooking and washing up."
"I wasn't going to stay with Zuko just to get out of doing chores!"
Sokka looked like he wanted to say something but then thought better of it.
Katara sighed and decided to let him get whatever it was off his chest. "Fine, just say it."
"Well, when you factor in the free transportation, free room and board, and even the small weekly allowance each of us got-"
"I can't believe you're actually talking about pimping out your own sister like some cheap floozy!" said Katara indignantly.
"Cheap? What's cheap about it? As I was saying before I was interrupted, when you add up all those costs and multiply by three, then you definitely come across as pretty high-end. Not quite royal concubine level, but definitely on the level of a rich merchant's mistress."
"We're not having this conversation, Sokka."
"No, just humour me. Here, check my figures." He pulled some papers out of his pack and held them out to her.
"I don't care how--holy crap, I cost that much?" asked Katara when she glimpsed the final sum. "Wait, what am I saying? Put your stupid papers away and eat your stupid dinner, Sokka."
Sokka opened his mouth to continue the conversation but quickly closed it when Katara glared at him. Sullenly, he turned back to his rice bowl and resumed eating. "So unfair," he muttered.
"Tell me about it," agreed Aang.
"Me three," said Toph. The other two whiners stared at her. "What? I can't complain because I never met Katara's ex-boyfriend? I like being pampered too."
"Yeah, it's really great," said Aang. All three of them simultaneously sighed in abject misery.
Katara rolled her eyes and decided to accidentally burn breakfast tomorrow. No, wait, she'd burn everyone else's breakfast tomorrow. Cheered at the thought, she ate her dinner in pleasant silence.
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Zuko Alone
-Z has sex with Lee's mom
-Lee visits Z at night to play with swords, catches them in act and faints
-both pretend nothing happened
-mom discovers Z firebender and vomits
"You, you're, you're . . ." Her skin was green with horror. "I--with a firebender, oh, spirits above I--bleargh!!"
Z: "So, uh, bye!" He ran out of town before everyone recovered their wits.
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At Ba Sing Se, Zuko and Jet duel outside the tea shop
-K there and still pissed off at Jet
"Hey Jet, did you know I lost my virginity to Lee? His hands were all over my body, his lips went everywhere, and his -"
Jet screamed and threw a wild swing at Zuko, who easily parried it and took the opportunity to kick Jet in the face.
"Oh yeah, Lee and I hooked up again after you and I broke up. There was no comparison, he was way better than you! I came so hard I blacked out!"
She continued on. "Later tonight I'm going to suck him off then let him do me in the ass! You know, all the stuff I never let you do!"
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After Jet is arrested:
Zuko sidled up to stand beside Katara. "So-"
"Fuck off."
"But you told Jet-"
"Yeah, so what?"
"Well, it'll tick him off if we hook up."
"He's in jail, how's he going to hear about it?"
"You could tell his friends so they can tell him when he gets out."
"I can just tell them anyway without actually doing it with you."
"We could go at it outside his prison cell."
"Hmm . . ."
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"We want to have sex against the prison wall," said Katara to the guard.
The prison guard stared at her in confusion before his face lit up in understanding. "Ex-boyfriend in the pokey?"
"You got it."
"Nice. Which guy is it?"
"Young guy, two hook swords?"
"Oh yeah, he was frothing at the mouth when they hauled him in. Good thing you got here tonight, he's being transferred into Dai Li custody tomorrow morning. Anyway, third window from the back, fifty pieces of silver and I disappear on my rounds for twenty minutes."
"Umm, I only have twenty pieces."
"Is he a dick?"
"Majorly."
"Fine, pay up and you get twelve minutes."
Book 3: Fire
-post Day of Black Sun?
Katara: "Aang, I'm sorry but you're too young for me."
"I'm plenty old, I'm a hundred and twelve!"
"Yeah, but your body is that of a twelve year old."
"Maybe so, Katara, but that doesn't matter when you love someone."
"That's really sweet Aang, but, umm," she trailed off and then sighed in exasperation. "Look, this is kind of awkward . . ."
"What? What's awkward?"
"I'm into older guys."
"I already told you-"
"Older and bigger guys."
"I don't see-"
"Your dick's too small for me."
Aang's face fell.
"Your dick's too small for me now," she backpedaled. "Look, the both of us are still growing. If you still feel the same way then you can look me up in a couple years, maybe ten, and we can both try again. But you'll probably find a great girl for you by then and will have completely forgetten about an old hag like me."
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"Toph, Katara said my dick's too small!"
"Yeah, I heard when I was eavesdropping," Toph said as she picked her toes.
"Why? Why am I still alive? How can I live with such a small dick?"
"Good crap, what's all the screeching about?" asked Zuko as he joined them at the fountain.
"She said my dick was too small!"
"Friggin' hell, Toph, you're only twelve, how many dicks have you seen?"
"Zero, duh, I'm blind."
"Fine, you didn't see it, but you and the little dude did play hide the hot dog?"
Toph flung a rock into his stomach and knocked him to the ground.
"It was Katara who told him his dick was too small, dumbass!"
Aang suddenly straightened up looking like he'd just discovered the secret of the universe. "It was you!" he cried, pointing at Zuko lying prone on the ground. "You were her first boyfriend! You're the one who ruined her for me! I'll kill you!" Aang leapt at Zuko and started biting his arms.
"Aang, what the hell? Oww, quit biting! At least punch me, this is humiliating!"
Toph shouted encouragement at them from the sidelines. "Kiss him! Kiss him! You know you want to! Come on, put your hand on his butt!"
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After Katara hooks up with Haru at the Western Air Temple:
"So how was Mustache?" asked Zuko lazily as he sharpened his swords.
"Yuck, kissing him was like making out with Appa."
"Heh."
"Don't get me wrong, he's really sweet and he's got a nice body, but . . ."
"Virgin?"
Katara's bowed her head and slumped her shoulders in defeat. "He's clumsy and awkward, he almost went in the wrong hole. When did all this start mattering to me?"
"Uh, always? Don't you remember why we broke up in the first place? But anyway, you could teach him. I mean, we all have to start somewhere."
"What am I, a charity?"
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The Firebending Masters
"I've lost my stuff. I can barely firebend now."
"How did that happen?" asked Aang.
"Well, I think it's because I'm not getting any."
"Oh come on, that's ridiculous," said Katara. "You were firebending long before you started having sex."
"That was before but now it's part of me. I can't start my fire without any, uh, kindling."
"I'm not even sure what that's a euphemism for."
"Okay, so that sucked as a double entendre. The point is, I need to dip my candle regular-like to firebend."
"Please," she scoffed, "which one of us is even supposed to . . ." She trailed off when she realized everyone was staring at her. "Oh come on!"
"Well, he is your ex-boyfriend," reasoned Toph. "It's not like it's anything you haven't done with him before."
"Katara, this is for the good of the group and for the good of the Avatar," said Zuko. "Aang needs a firebending teacher to defeat the Fire Lord."
"This is a really dumb idea!"
"Katara, this is for the sake of world peace!" continued Zuko.
"Wait, why are you telling everyone this?" interrupted Sokka. "The only one who needed to know was Katara."
"Well, I wanted to make sure that when you heard us bangin' that you'd know we were just doing our part for the war effort."
"You just wanted everyone to know you were tapping my sister's ass!"
"I'm not saying yes and I'm not saying no, but that doesn't change the fact that fucking equals fire. That's just how it is."