May 12, 2008 12:26
"Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to flouridating water, why, there are plans under way to flouridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk...ice cream. Mandrake, children's ice cream. You know when flouridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core commie works."
"Uh, Jack, listen, tell me, Jack, when did you first...become...well, develop this theory?"
"Well I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence."
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