Teehee!

Mar 14, 2006 15:37


Well, isn't life absolutely grand? How is my break coming along, you ask? Oh, simply smashing, darling! Why, just earlier today, Mumsy and Popsy took us all out on our yacht, Princess Happiness. It was marvelous! The wind was just right, and Cooksie made us some delicious watercrest sandwiches! (All with the crusts removed, of course.) And the day before last, we got a visit from old Uncle Seymour. He's getting up in age, you know, but he's not senile enough to forget us just yet. He's just senile enough to forget the last time he slipped us a note or two from good old Ben Franklin! He brought along his mechanic, Frank, to fix my Range Rover before I head back to good old UC! You see, only five of the six speakers in the back seemed to be working when I came home - I was nearly in tears! You all know how I value surround sound! But no worries, Popsy saw to it that his little girl was taken care of! Oh, my little brother is well. Davey just can't get enough of his XBox 360 and Sony even sent him a prototype PS3, just like they did with the PS2! He's playing some sort of spy game, I don't know, but Frank knows a man to fix his prototype virtual reality thingie! Heehee, you know I'm not smart with stuff like that! Anyway, good news! Popsy said he's increasing my weekly allowance from $1000 to $3000! I always thought he was being rather stingy, you know. I mean, just because he takes care of all my bills and that money's just for fun, and he did drop $10000 in there last month, for no reason, doesn't mean he has to be stingy! Honestly. Anyway, I must be running now, Adriana's here, and we're going out for some serious mani-pedis! I hope it doesn't exhaust me completely before we fly to Paris tonight! Well, I'll talk to you later, Livejournal friends! Au revoir!
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