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Meme, because Sav's tickled me so much...
Pick twelve of your favorite fandom characters...
Fandom: Harry Potter.
1. Hermione 2. Remus 3. Lucius 4. Severus 5. Ginny 6. Draco
7. Sirius 8. Pansy 9. Bellatrix 10. Charlie 11. Luna 12. Tonks
Now, answer the following 42 questions...
Questions:
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Ginny/Charlie; No, can't say I have... Can't say I ever would, don't approve of incest, sorry...
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Lucius -uh duh!
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Draco got Hermione pregnant. Hmmm, I imagine Lucius would be furious and try to off her... Or they would be madly in love and run away together... Or Lucius would use the situation for his own political agenda...
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Bellatrix. I don't really read any Bellatrix fics as I have my doubts that many people would be able to recreate her unique level of insanity. So, no.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sirius/Remus; There are millions of fangirls out there who would scream yes. How's a Girl Supposed to Decide by Andrian (It is a SB/HG/RL PWP, just to warn y'all) is really the only fic I've read where I've loved the idea of Sirius/Remus.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Severus/Pansy or Severus/Bellatrix; Both have very interesting potential! I'd read them both, honestly!
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Sirius discovers Lucius and Pansy and doesn't care, unless of course Pansy is married to Draco, then Sirius blackmails them...
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Remus is tired of being outcast in the wizarding world, never able to find work or hold onto relationships. With his latest rejection, he finally snaps, and Draco happens to get caught in the crosshairs. The question is, does he mind being there?
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Severus/Charlie. Erm, somehow I don't think so...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Hermione/Ginny. Tears of Passion
11) What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Severus wants to seduce Hermione. There are so many to choose from! I like the idea of Severus befriending her and slowly making her believe that it's her idea all along, all while she's plotting the same exact thing!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash
Sirius het, I would imagine so, though probably not as many as read Sirius slash. Bellatrix slash, I don't think so, but I can't be positive.
13) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie; I'm going to go with Brad Paisley's Mud on the Tires, cause I can totally see Charlie luring a girl out to have some fun on the backroads!
14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Remus/Lucius/Draco Slash, incest, D/s, torture, bestiality lite, voyeurism
15) What pick-up line might eigth use on five?
Pansy might say to Ginny, "You know what would really turn Harry on?"
16) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.
Charlie/Pansy: Pansy stomped angrily through the clearing, furious that she'd been sent her to work with dragons, with a Weasley. As if her life hadn't been miserable enough since the war ended, but this, they might as well have thrown her in a cell with a Dementor. It had nothing to do with the way Charlie Weasley looked at her, she fumed as she chanted it in her head.
"Pansy!" she heard him shout, closer than she'd thought. She sped up, trying as hard as she could to avoid him. She jerked to a stop when he grabbed her arm and spun her to face him.
"You are the most infuriating, sexy woman I know!" he shouted, and then kissed her hard on her mouth. "You're stuck here, for the next two months at least, so please, let's make the most of it. Try to let your precious guard down, at least with me. I see you, and I still want you. Don't try to deny it!"
Her eyes flashed. Well, if he wanted her, then he was going to get her. "Fine!" she said. She grabbed his short hair in a fierce grip, leaned up, and kissed him hard, pouring all of her anger, frustration, and attraction into it.
17) Have you read six/eleven fanfic before?
Draco/Luna; can't say I ever have.
18) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Severus; extremely, in a dark and snarky, tortured soul kind of way
19) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Tonks got Pansy pregnant it would be a medical miracle, unless, of course, Tonks is able to morph into men 100%, which opens up a whole world of disturbing yet interesting possibilities...
20) Do you recall any good fics about one? Can you rec any?
Hermione - uh, duh! There are so many, but I'd have to say Second Life by Lariope is one of my all-time favorites!
21) Would two and four make a good couple?
Remus/Severus, well, I don't personally think so, but I know there are many people who like that pairing...
22) five/nine or five/eleven?
Ginny/Bellatrix or Ginny/Luna, ooooo! Ginny/Bellatrix. I absolutely love the idea of Ginny gone evil!
23) What would happen if seven walked in on one and twelve having sex?
If Sirius walked in on Hermione and Tonks having sex, he would join in, of course, though focusing on Hermione because Tonks is his cousin and that's just.... ew.
24) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Lucius/Charlie *blinks* Ummm. Oh! Here we go.... Charlie needs a loan, and Lucius has some very interesting conditions that Charlie will have to agree to. Will he be willing to give up a part of himself to get what he needs?
25) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Hermione/Pansy *cough* Probably, somewhere, but I can't see it...
26) Suggest a title for a two/eleven tragedy fic.
Remus/Luna "Beauty and the Wolf" (After years of self-imposed isolation, Luna happens across Remus' hidden cottage and attempts to bring life and hope back to him. Little does she know that it's too late, and she just might lose herself in the process.)
27) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to deflower two?
Severus deflowering Remus. I imagine it would be a dub-con revenge fic in which Severus gets carried away. Poor Remus.
28) Does anyone on your f-list read seven slash?
Sirius slash, I have no doubt that there is someone on my flish that reads it.
29) Does anyone on your flist read three het?
Lucius het, without a doubt!
30) Does anyone on your flist write or draw eleven?
Luna, I'm not sure, but I imagine someone does...
31) Would anyone you know write two/four/five?
Remus/Severus/Ginny, I'm sure I could convince someone to, but I don't know for sure unless I tried...
32) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I imagine Charlie would scream sexy, dirty insults at his partner.
33) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you choose?
LeeAnn Womack's Why They Call it Falling, in tribute to her rollercoaster relationship with Draco...
34) If you wrote one/six/twelve, what would the warning be?
Hermione/Draco/Tonks femmeslash, menage-a-trois, voyeurism
35) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?
Charlie on Remus - How about we let the beasts out to play?
36) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I honestly do not know when the last time was that I read a fic about Ginny. It's been a long time, except for the Harry/Ginny drabbles on LJ.
37) What is six’s super-secret kink?
Draco's got a huge thing for heels and eye liner, whether it's on a girl or guy doesn't really matter much to him...
38) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't think Luna would shag Bellatrix, even if she was drunk.
39) If three and seven got together, who tops?
Lucius would top Sirius.
40) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Hermione and Bellatrix are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix suddenly runs off with Severus. Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Lucius. Titled: When it Takes a Man
41) "After drinking too much, four and six get together and four winds up pregnant by Six. Six runs off with nine, who was previously in a threesome relationship with eight and two. Eight and four turn to each other, but two, feeling betrayed, tries to kill them." What would the outcome of this fic be?
After drinking too much, Severus and Draco get together and Severus winds up pregnant by Draco. Draco runs off with Bellatrix, who was previously in a threesome relationship with Pansy and Remus. Pansy and Severus turn to each other, but Remus, feeling betrayed, tries to kill them. --- There is so much wrong with this scenario. I refuse to entertain it further to decide the outcome...
42) How would you feel if seven/eleven was canon?
Sirius/Luna Slightly disturbed.
Pick twelve of your favorite fandom characters...
Fandom: Harry Potter.
1. Hermione 2. Remus 3. Lucius 4. Severus 5. Ginny 6. Draco
7. Sirius 8. Pansy 9. Bellatrix 10. Charlie 11. Luna 12. Tonks
Now, answer the following 42 questions...
Questions:
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Ginny/Charlie; No, can't say I have... Can't say I ever would, don't approve of incest, sorry...
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Lucius -uh duh!
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Draco got Hermione pregnant. Hmmm, I imagine Lucius would be furious and try to off her... Or they would be madly in love and run away together... Or Lucius would use the situation for his own political agenda...
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Bellatrix. I don't really read any Bellatrix fics as I have my doubts that many people would be able to recreate her unique level of insanity. So, no.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sirius/Remus; There are millions of fangirls out there who would scream yes. How's a Girl Supposed to Decide by Andrian (It is a SB/HG/RL PWP, just to warn y'all) is really the only fic I've read where I've loved the idea of Sirius/Remus.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Severus/Pansy or Severus/Bellatrix; Both have very interesting potential! I'd read them both, honestly!
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Sirius discovers Lucius and Pansy and doesn't care, unless of course Pansy is married to Draco, then Sirius blackmails them...
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Remus is tired of being outcast in the wizarding world, never able to find work or hold onto relationships. With his latest rejection, he finally snaps, and Draco happens to get caught in the crosshairs. The question is, does he mind being there?
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Severus/Charlie. Erm, somehow I don't think so...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Hermione/Ginny. Tears of Passion
11) What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Severus wants to seduce Hermione. There are so many to choose from! I like the idea of Severus befriending her and slowly making her believe that it's her idea all along, all while she's plotting the same exact thing!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash
Sirius het, I would imagine so, though probably not as many as read Sirius slash. Bellatrix slash, I don't think so, but I can't be positive.
13) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie; I'm going to go with Brad Paisley's Mud on the Tires, cause I can totally see Charlie luring a girl out to have some fun on the backroads!
14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Remus/Lucius/Draco Slash, incest, D/s, torture, bestiality lite, voyeurism
15) What pick-up line might eigth use on five?
Pansy might say to Ginny, "You know what would really turn Harry on?"
16) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.
Charlie/Pansy: Pansy stomped angrily through the clearing, furious that she'd been sent her to work with dragons, with a Weasley. As if her life hadn't been miserable enough since the war ended, but this, they might as well have thrown her in a cell with a Dementor. It had nothing to do with the way Charlie Weasley looked at her, she fumed as she chanted it in her head.
"Pansy!" she heard him shout, closer than she'd thought. She sped up, trying as hard as she could to avoid him. She jerked to a stop when he grabbed her arm and spun her to face him.
"You are the most infuriating, sexy woman I know!" he shouted, and then kissed her hard on her mouth. "You're stuck here, for the next two months at least, so please, let's make the most of it. Try to let your precious guard down, at least with me. I see you, and I still want you. Don't try to deny it!"
Her eyes flashed. Well, if he wanted her, then he was going to get her. "Fine!" she said. She grabbed his short hair in a fierce grip, leaned up, and kissed him hard, pouring all of her anger, frustration, and attraction into it.
17) Have you read six/eleven fanfic before?
Draco/Luna; can't say I ever have.
18) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Severus; extremely, in a dark and snarky, tortured soul kind of way
19) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Tonks got Pansy pregnant it would be a medical miracle, unless, of course, Tonks is able to morph into men 100%, which opens up a whole world of disturbing yet interesting possibilities...
20) Do you recall any good fics about one? Can you rec any?
Hermione - uh, duh! There are so many, but I'd have to say Second Life by Lariope is one of my all-time favorites!
21) Would two and four make a good couple?
Remus/Severus, well, I don't personally think so, but I know there are many people who like that pairing...
22) five/nine or five/eleven?
Ginny/Bellatrix or Ginny/Luna, ooooo! Ginny/Bellatrix. I absolutely love the idea of Ginny gone evil!
23) What would happen if seven walked in on one and twelve having sex?
If Sirius walked in on Hermione and Tonks having sex, he would join in, of course, though focusing on Hermione because Tonks is his cousin and that's just.... ew.
24) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Lucius/Charlie *blinks* Ummm. Oh! Here we go.... Charlie needs a loan, and Lucius has some very interesting conditions that Charlie will have to agree to. Will he be willing to give up a part of himself to get what he needs?
25) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Hermione/Pansy *cough* Probably, somewhere, but I can't see it...
26) Suggest a title for a two/eleven tragedy fic.
Remus/Luna "Beauty and the Wolf" (After years of self-imposed isolation, Luna happens across Remus' hidden cottage and attempts to bring life and hope back to him. Little does she know that it's too late, and she just might lose herself in the process.)
27) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to deflower two?
Severus deflowering Remus. I imagine it would be a dub-con revenge fic in which Severus gets carried away. Poor Remus.
28) Does anyone on your f-list read seven slash?
Sirius slash, I have no doubt that there is someone on my flish that reads it.
29) Does anyone on your flist read three het?
Lucius het, without a doubt!
30) Does anyone on your flist write or draw eleven?
Luna, I'm not sure, but I imagine someone does...
31) Would anyone you know write two/four/five?
Remus/Severus/Ginny, I'm sure I could convince someone to, but I don't know for sure unless I tried...
32) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I imagine Charlie would scream sexy, dirty insults at his partner.
33) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you choose?
LeeAnn Womack's Why They Call it Falling, in tribute to her rollercoaster relationship with Draco...
34) If you wrote one/six/twelve, what would the warning be?
Hermione/Draco/Tonks femmeslash, menage-a-trois, voyeurism
35) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?
Charlie on Remus - How about we let the beasts out to play?
36) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I honestly do not know when the last time was that I read a fic about Ginny. It's been a long time, except for the Harry/Ginny drabbles on LJ.
37) What is six’s super-secret kink?
Draco's got a huge thing for heels and eye liner, whether it's on a girl or guy doesn't really matter much to him...
38) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't think Luna would shag Bellatrix, even if she was drunk.
39) If three and seven got together, who tops?
Lucius would top Sirius.
40) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Hermione and Bellatrix are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix suddenly runs off with Severus. Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Lucius. Titled: When it Takes a Man
41) "After drinking too much, four and six get together and four winds up pregnant by Six. Six runs off with nine, who was previously in a threesome relationship with eight and two. Eight and four turn to each other, but two, feeling betrayed, tries to kill them." What would the outcome of this fic be?
After drinking too much, Severus and Draco get together and Severus winds up pregnant by Draco. Draco runs off with Bellatrix, who was previously in a threesome relationship with Pansy and Remus. Pansy and Severus turn to each other, but Remus, feeling betrayed, tries to kill them. --- There is so much wrong with this scenario. I refuse to entertain it further to decide the outcome...
42) How would you feel if seven/eleven was canon?
Sirius/Luna Slightly disturbed.