Ways that my daughter has attempted suicide so far:

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- Antagonizing a dog
- Attempting to eat plastic chunks
- Attempting to climb in the oven
- Pulling heavy things down on her
- Antagonizing a cat
- Attempting to leap from high places
- Crawling underfoot
- Attempting to eat extension cords
- Antagonizing a mom
- Attempting to climb in the dishwasher
- Attempting to eat phone recharger
- Messing with dad's Wii controller
- Headbutting solid objects
- Trying to climb the baby/dog gate
- Attempting to eat magnets