Writer's Block: Memo To Myself
Some simple truths to get by in life.
· Higlights..yes.
· Dating anyone called Matthew...no.
· Mai Tai’s ... yes.
· Perming your hair... hell no! Stay away from those curlers.
· Contrary to popular belief, Chocolate IS a major food group.
· No matter how gorgeous your nan says you look in that dress she bought for school picture day say no, ten year olds do NOT understand the meaning of ironic fashion statements.
· Those braces might seem gross now, but believe me you want to say yes because they cost a FORTUNE when you’re older.
· Two words ... JIMMY and CHOO
· Don’t ever miss an episode of Doctor Who, you’re gonna be a geek anyway, may as well get started on it now.
· When JT tells you he loves you, don’t laugh in his face and then spend the rest of the night crying because you wished you’d said you loved him too. Grab that boy and snog his face off.
· GCSE does not stand for “Get Carole stoned everyday”
· Two more words... Marc Jacobs
· Parisian men may look like the great unwashed, but they're actually very sexy. Wait until you meet Sebastien!
· Remember the name Ianto; trust me, you’ll thank me one day!
· Lastly.. if someone asks you to go back in time to impart some pearls of wisdom to your past self, tell em to sod off... it’ll take up wayyyy too much Torchwood time.
· Higlights..yes.
· Dating anyone called Matthew...no.
· Mai Tai’s ... yes.
· Perming your hair... hell no! Stay away from those curlers.
· Contrary to popular belief, Chocolate IS a major food group.
· No matter how gorgeous your nan says you look in that dress she bought for school picture day say no, ten year olds do NOT understand the meaning of ironic fashion statements.
· Those braces might seem gross now, but believe me you want to say yes because they cost a FORTUNE when you’re older.
· Two words ... JIMMY and CHOO
· Don’t ever miss an episode of Doctor Who, you’re gonna be a geek anyway, may as well get started on it now.
· When JT tells you he loves you, don’t laugh in his face and then spend the rest of the night crying because you wished you’d said you loved him too. Grab that boy and snog his face off.
· GCSE does not stand for “Get Carole stoned everyday”
· Two more words... Marc Jacobs
· Parisian men may look like the great unwashed, but they're actually very sexy. Wait until you meet Sebastien!
· Remember the name Ianto; trust me, you’ll thank me one day!
· Lastly.. if someone asks you to go back in time to impart some pearls of wisdom to your past self, tell em to sod off... it’ll take up wayyyy too much Torchwood time.