ladys, ladys, wanna roll in my mercedes?
wow.
i had too much to drink last night. not bad for a 5 dollar tab. apparently i looked like i needed a drink...FROM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM! i was having a good time until charles and jack had to start talking shit and i had to make a dramatic exit through the orchestra pit.
FUCK! BARTENDER CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE TONIGHT!
i might shit my pants. i'd better not, cuz i'm making a long island tea in 'em! ;) i'm also doin a fire show. WICKED FIRESTARTER!
it starts at 9. chuck got us a bling-bling lickuh-stocked limo-zeen. fuck right. everyone was allowed to bring a guest, so "Wuddup, Miss Smoot? You ready to party tonight?" all the bartenders sit in the limo and chill until we do our thang, then it's back to the limo and off to wherever the fuck we wanna get right!
aaaaawwwwwwyyyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh.
i had too much to drink last night. not bad for a 5 dollar tab. apparently i looked like i needed a drink...FROM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM! i was having a good time until charles and jack had to start talking shit and i had to make a dramatic exit through the orchestra pit.
FUCK! BARTENDER CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE TONIGHT!
i might shit my pants. i'd better not, cuz i'm making a long island tea in 'em! ;) i'm also doin a fire show. WICKED FIRESTARTER!
it starts at 9. chuck got us a bling-bling lickuh-stocked limo-zeen. fuck right. everyone was allowed to bring a guest, so "Wuddup, Miss Smoot? You ready to party tonight?" all the bartenders sit in the limo and chill until we do our thang, then it's back to the limo and off to wherever the fuck we wanna get right!
aaaaawwwwwwyyyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh.