Yo Homie G's... *giggles at stupidity*
So, I'm a director.
It's a bit scary! I have to take care of a cast of 11 people and am continually told by my drama teachers that I have to be in 'the role' of the director and can't play games anymore. It's weird, but I'm enjoying it... and am scared at the same time. Like when you're on a ride and your tummy is all "WOOO" *thats my stomach doing that thing where it flutters and then feels like it's falling out my ass* but my mind is all YAY.... that feeling. I love rollarcoasters... sometimes... we have an on/off again relationship... but there is the problem that we have none in canberra.... I have to go to the Gold coast... *scoffs*
So yes, directing. Scary and stuff... I am craving chocolate more than anything else in the world right now. I would actually kill someone... maybe you... sneaking up behind you as you read this... yea, thats right... No, sorry, I'm just dying from need. I begged myparental units to get some on their way home from work, but I don't see that happening. *shakes fist dramatically and then watches lint as it flies around* I went back to fanfiction.net and I went to my reviews and was blown away. I wrote under Goatwoman a LONG time ago, and to be honest I look back now and hide in shame at the OOC-ness of it all... although I did have a fair warning... and fluff and angst... But people commented and said that they liked them so right now my head is about 3o778y2-394856- kilometres off of the ground... should I convert that for the Americans? *eyes the vagrant* Miles. I mean miles. *nods*
I UNDERSTAND THE MATHS I'm DOING AT THE MOMENT!!! Isn't that great? It's really odd, but (Don't tell anyone this) I actually really enjoy maths when I understand what I'm doing. You know... *crickets chirp* How you can just get all lost up in the numbers and stuff. But don't try to tell me that there is a logic in maths because I would have to punch you in the eye... or the nose... one of them. But the whole numbers and letters thing is just wrong. So wrong that there should be a law... Like:
"Numbers and letters shall no longer be put together by order of Anneka Losik: High Queen and Ruler of the universe and undisputed sex-Goddess of the world. Any person or animal or object *glares at computers and other whiring machines* who tries to combine these shall be tortured with watching bad movies and eating overcooked brussel sprouts and may never use the internet again."
See, then no one would EVER do it!!! Never mess with a sex-Goddess. *nods knowingly* My computers keep breaking. I'm planning their demise... maybe they cottoned on and that is why they hate me and won't work. It will all turn out like 'The Matrix" or "I, robot" and they will crush (or I could use a PUN and say CARSH) me in my sleep. It will be too bad, so sad!!!!
I have the feeling that I'm sounding quote ignorant during all of this. Ah well, you can think what you like... unless it is mean in which case I shall buy a plane ticket and hunt you down like a... something that isn't good. I always hated traditional sayings. But I heard the word malarcy today and I love it and am going to say it to my cast. Can anyone think of fun things to do with a cast of 11??? Plus a co-director... and a SM (stage manager)... we played dracula today where you close all of the curtains in the drama room and flick off the light so it's pitch black and then one person (who has secretly been picked by dracula) goes around and has to breathe on the back of peoples necks and then they have to scream at the top of their lungs. It's so so so scary because you can't even see your hand infront of your face it's so dark. It rocks. But anything fun or funny. Like how the swan is the only bird with a penis. I didn't know that but my sister found out. One of those ice-breakers for awkward situations.
"Hi, how are you???"
"...good, good... and you?"
"Good... and you... oh wait, I asked that already"
*insert awkward laugh from both*
"..."
"..."
"So, did you know that the swan is the only bird with a penis?"
"Are you serious? You are so intellectual. You've just become so amazing. I can't compete."
"No, you truly can't. Goodbye Plebian."
Then you can walk away smirking. Oh the joy... You can do it to those bitchy highschool girls or old enemies etc. It's foolproof... just give them the script I've written beforehand and it can't fail.
Love you all.
Anneka
It's a bit scary! I have to take care of a cast of 11 people and am continually told by my drama teachers that I have to be in 'the role' of the director and can't play games anymore. It's weird, but I'm enjoying it... and am scared at the same time. Like when you're on a ride and your tummy is all "WOOO" *thats my stomach doing that thing where it flutters and then feels like it's falling out my ass* but my mind is all YAY.... that feeling. I love rollarcoasters... sometimes... we have an on/off again relationship... but there is the problem that we have none in canberra.... I have to go to the Gold coast... *scoffs*
So yes, directing. Scary and stuff... I am craving chocolate more than anything else in the world right now. I would actually kill someone... maybe you... sneaking up behind you as you read this... yea, thats right... No, sorry, I'm just dying from need. I begged myparental units to get some on their way home from work, but I don't see that happening. *shakes fist dramatically and then watches lint as it flies around* I went back to fanfiction.net and I went to my reviews and was blown away. I wrote under Goatwoman a LONG time ago, and to be honest I look back now and hide in shame at the OOC-ness of it all... although I did have a fair warning... and fluff and angst... But people commented and said that they liked them so right now my head is about 3o778y2-394856- kilometres off of the ground... should I convert that for the Americans? *eyes the vagrant* Miles. I mean miles. *nods*
I UNDERSTAND THE MATHS I'm DOING AT THE MOMENT!!! Isn't that great? It's really odd, but (Don't tell anyone this) I actually really enjoy maths when I understand what I'm doing. You know... *crickets chirp* How you can just get all lost up in the numbers and stuff. But don't try to tell me that there is a logic in maths because I would have to punch you in the eye... or the nose... one of them. But the whole numbers and letters thing is just wrong. So wrong that there should be a law... Like:
"Numbers and letters shall no longer be put together by order of Anneka Losik: High Queen and Ruler of the universe and undisputed sex-Goddess of the world. Any person or animal or object *glares at computers and other whiring machines* who tries to combine these shall be tortured with watching bad movies and eating overcooked brussel sprouts and may never use the internet again."
See, then no one would EVER do it!!! Never mess with a sex-Goddess. *nods knowingly* My computers keep breaking. I'm planning their demise... maybe they cottoned on and that is why they hate me and won't work. It will all turn out like 'The Matrix" or "I, robot" and they will crush (or I could use a PUN and say CARSH) me in my sleep. It will be too bad, so sad!!!!
I have the feeling that I'm sounding quote ignorant during all of this. Ah well, you can think what you like... unless it is mean in which case I shall buy a plane ticket and hunt you down like a... something that isn't good. I always hated traditional sayings. But I heard the word malarcy today and I love it and am going to say it to my cast. Can anyone think of fun things to do with a cast of 11??? Plus a co-director... and a SM (stage manager)... we played dracula today where you close all of the curtains in the drama room and flick off the light so it's pitch black and then one person (who has secretly been picked by dracula) goes around and has to breathe on the back of peoples necks and then they have to scream at the top of their lungs. It's so so so scary because you can't even see your hand infront of your face it's so dark. It rocks. But anything fun or funny. Like how the swan is the only bird with a penis. I didn't know that but my sister found out. One of those ice-breakers for awkward situations.
"Hi, how are you???"
"...good, good... and you?"
"Good... and you... oh wait, I asked that already"
*insert awkward laugh from both*
"..."
"..."
"So, did you know that the swan is the only bird with a penis?"
"Are you serious? You are so intellectual. You've just become so amazing. I can't compete."
"No, you truly can't. Goodbye Plebian."
Then you can walk away smirking. Oh the joy... You can do it to those bitchy highschool girls or old enemies etc. It's foolproof... just give them the script I've written beforehand and it can't fail.
Love you all.
Anneka