[FCT] Jeisa Min -- All Planned Out

Feb 11, 2012 20:21


CROSS POSTED IN FANGIRL CONSPIRACY THEORIES TUMBLR

Thanks to Japanese Entertainment Rumors, we have a day to day breakdown of how this love affair blossomed into signatures in the family registry.  But, I can't seem to find any report of its beginnings.  At least, I know how my husband's cheating on me with Sasaki Nozomi started, all you've got to do is watch HnA #88.

All we know is, they started in November.  But, wasn't he supposed to be flying back and forth Japan and being all busy marketing his collab with Jason Derulo way back then?  To be fair, though, we really don't know his schedule -- and it's definitely not as hectic as no-need-for-sleep-Sho's.

THEORY #1



J&A is getting really careless.  They are all too focused on their cash cow right now that they didn't notice they have a loose grip of the leash around their other non-cash-cow talents.

Which is the most plausible scenario.  Grampa Johnny is going senile (that's another theory all together.)

THEORY #2

His US career ain't that shiny. Not even the Japanese girls I work with have heard of him.  And then there's that standing threat from Grampa Johnny that his US take will be  his last chance.



Getting married and having kids aren't as detrimental to Japanese female idols as it is to their male counterparts (unless your name is KimuTaku and/or you're a cash cow).  This, as compared to idols from other countries.

However, because of declining population and high divorce rate, pregnancies are celebrated and putting family first gets you lots of pats on the back.  If his favorability rating gets high enough, wouldn't that get him (yet another) get-out-of-jail-free card?  Oh, the agency will still be furious, but if there's enough demand because of this high favorability, they will have no other choice but to give him a job. He lands a base and he's SAFE!!!!

Do I give Jin too much credit?  Yes.  I believe he's smarter than he looks or he makes us believe (it's a brand new world!).

I'd like to start a betting pool -- how long do you think this will last?

pointless fangirl pursuits, ♠ akanishi jin, paranoid fangirl, fangirlizms

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