Dear Fat,
Please go away you are starting to depress me. I am working harder then anyone else in this house yet am the only one not seeing results. I have seen the same number on the scale for 2 weeks now. Livestrong says that at the rate I am going I should be seeing a 2 pound a week weight loss. You know what my weight loss tracker on Livestrong looks like? A giant horizontal line. It's honestly really depressing me. I'm going to bitch about it cause you know what? It's not fucking fair. I take a zillion vitamins, I eat well within my calories allotted, I don't cheat, I don't drink booze, I drink lots of water, I exercise a ton.... SO ANNOYING! I'm not sure how long I can take it. I'm going to start sabotaging everyone else weight loss progress by sneaking fat into their food.