Otto Konopa=dumb
This is two conversations I had simultaneously with Otto:
(Herb Sipe is the old chem prof. that is our frat's academic advisor for those of you who don't know)
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:00 AM): Do your homework young man
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:29 AM): Let me tell you about Alpha Chapter back in Madison
Ottocaesar (12:48:39 AM): who is this
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:47 AM): Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (12:49:37 AM): who is it
HerbertJSipe3 (12:49:46 AM): Dr. Sipe
HerbertJSipe3 (12:49:54 AM): I am Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (12:50:04 AM): tell me a little something about alpha chapter
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:35 AM): Are you calling me a liar?
Ottocaesar (12:50:39 AM): wanna DD on Friday?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:43 AM): No
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:49 AM): I will be watching porn
Ottocaesar (12:51:40 AM): so you will be watchin the DDs instead
HerbertJSipe3 (12:52:04 AM): Actually I will be smoking cigars and drinking Black and Tans.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:52:21 AM): While dreaming about NMR spectra.
Ottocaesar (12:52:27 AM): who is this,
HerbertJSipe3 (12:53:03 AM): Dr. Herbert J Sipe of Alpha Chapter
Ottocaesar (12:54:13 AM): alpha chapter? really??
HerbertJSipe3 (12:54:29 AM): Yes
Ottocaesar (12:55:50 AM): what else do you know dr sipe
HerbertJSipe3 (12:56:21 AM): I know that you were in my lab last semester.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:56:36 AM): I also know you failed to even enroll or complete the course.
Ottocaesar (12:57:34 AM): oh yea? what else?
Ottocaesar (12:58:11 AM): how bout layin women? know anything about htat?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:58:26 AM): I know you have no longer attended our executive committee meetings
Ottocaesar (12:58:26 AM): or maybe you know a little about suckin dick
HerbertJSipe3 (12:58:49 AM): I'm a dirty old man. I only know about pornography.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:59:13 AM): I'm a 67 year old virgin.
Ottocaesar (12:59:26 AM): is this chuckles?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:59:57 AM): no this is Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (1:00:12 AM): wel dr sipe
Ottocaesar (1:00:19 AM): lets get high bitches
Ottocaesar (1:02:34 AM): come on doc, i was just kidding about the anal
HerbertJSipe3 (1:03:00 AM): That's good
HerbertJSipe3 (1:03:10 AM): I'm only attracted to nubile young females
Ottocaesar (12:48:15 AM): what the fuck, are you herb sipe
DEKevin07 (12:48:34 AM): huh?
Ottocaesar (12:49:06 AM): herbertjsipe3 just aimed me
DEKevin07 (12:49:10 AM): lol
DEKevin07 (12:49:12 AM): that's awesome
DEKevin07 (12:49:15 AM): who is it
DEKevin07 (12:49:23 AM): is it sipe?
Ottocaesar (12:49:41 AM): ha haaa
Ottocaesar (12:49:45 AM): who the fuck is it
Ottocaesar (12:50:15 AM): HerbertJSipe3: Do your homework young man
HerbertJSipe3: Let me tell you about Alpha Chapter back in Madison
Ottocaesar: who is this
HerbertJSipe3: Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar: who is it
HerbertJSipe3: Dr. Sipe
HerbertJSipe3: I am Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar: tell me a little something about alpha chapter
DEKevin07 (12:50:22 AM): lol
Ottocaesar (12:50:24 AM): hahaha
Ottocaesar (12:50:48 AM): dude what the fuck?
DEKevin07 (12:50:58 AM): hahha
DEKevin07 (12:51:03 AM): what the hell is going on
Ottocaesar (12:51:18 AM): Ottocaesar: wanna DD on Friday?
HerbertJSipe3: No
HerbertJSipe3: I will be watching porn
DEKevin07 (12:51:24 AM): LOL
DEKevin07 (12:51:38 AM): sounds like Sipe to me
Ottocaesar (12:51:45 AM): hahahaahaha
Ottocaesar (12:52:35 AM): this is fuckin histerical
Ottocaesar (12:56:27 AM): who would drive up to sweet busg
Ottocaesar (12:56:36 AM): rock is game but he doesn't want to drive
DEKevin07 (12:56:45 AM): lol
DEKevin07 (1:00:50 AM): dude check this website I just found
DEKevin07 (1:02:17 AM): you there?
Ottocaesar (1:02:24 AM): yeah
Ottocaesar (1:02:28 AM): whats up
DEKevin07 (1:02:35 AM): you go to the website
Ottocaesar (1:02:42 AM): what web site?
DEKevin07 (1:02:50 AM): I just sent you a link
Ottocaesar (1:03:25 AM): i didn't get it, i must have closed the window
DEKevin07 (1:03:47 AM): dude check this website I just found
Ottocaesar (1:04:43 AM): where does it go to
DEKevin07 (1:04:47 AM): a website
DEKevin07 (1:04:58 AM): I promise its not disgusting or a virus
Ottocaesar (1:05:28 AM): i knew it was u dude
DEKevin07 (1:05:31 AM): LOL
DEKevin07 (1:05:34 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEKevin07 (1:05:35 AM): did not
DEKevin07 (1:05:38 AM): you had no fucking clue
DEKevin07 (1:05:44 AM): you are a moron
Otto is an idiot
(Herb Sipe is the old chem prof. that is our frat's academic advisor for those of you who don't know)
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:00 AM): Do your homework young man
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:29 AM): Let me tell you about Alpha Chapter back in Madison
Ottocaesar (12:48:39 AM): who is this
HerbertJSipe3 (12:48:47 AM): Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (12:49:37 AM): who is it
HerbertJSipe3 (12:49:46 AM): Dr. Sipe
HerbertJSipe3 (12:49:54 AM): I am Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (12:50:04 AM): tell me a little something about alpha chapter
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:35 AM): Are you calling me a liar?
Ottocaesar (12:50:39 AM): wanna DD on Friday?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:43 AM): No
HerbertJSipe3 (12:50:49 AM): I will be watching porn
Ottocaesar (12:51:40 AM): so you will be watchin the DDs instead
HerbertJSipe3 (12:52:04 AM): Actually I will be smoking cigars and drinking Black and Tans.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:52:21 AM): While dreaming about NMR spectra.
Ottocaesar (12:52:27 AM): who is this,
HerbertJSipe3 (12:53:03 AM): Dr. Herbert J Sipe of Alpha Chapter
Ottocaesar (12:54:13 AM): alpha chapter? really??
HerbertJSipe3 (12:54:29 AM): Yes
Ottocaesar (12:55:50 AM): what else do you know dr sipe
HerbertJSipe3 (12:56:21 AM): I know that you were in my lab last semester.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:56:36 AM): I also know you failed to even enroll or complete the course.
Ottocaesar (12:57:34 AM): oh yea? what else?
Ottocaesar (12:58:11 AM): how bout layin women? know anything about htat?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:58:26 AM): I know you have no longer attended our executive committee meetings
Ottocaesar (12:58:26 AM): or maybe you know a little about suckin dick
HerbertJSipe3 (12:58:49 AM): I'm a dirty old man. I only know about pornography.
HerbertJSipe3 (12:59:13 AM): I'm a 67 year old virgin.
Ottocaesar (12:59:26 AM): is this chuckles?
HerbertJSipe3 (12:59:57 AM): no this is Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar (1:00:12 AM): wel dr sipe
Ottocaesar (1:00:19 AM): lets get high bitches
Ottocaesar (1:02:34 AM): come on doc, i was just kidding about the anal
HerbertJSipe3 (1:03:00 AM): That's good
HerbertJSipe3 (1:03:10 AM): I'm only attracted to nubile young females
Ottocaesar (12:48:15 AM): what the fuck, are you herb sipe
DEKevin07 (12:48:34 AM): huh?
Ottocaesar (12:49:06 AM): herbertjsipe3 just aimed me
DEKevin07 (12:49:10 AM): lol
DEKevin07 (12:49:12 AM): that's awesome
DEKevin07 (12:49:15 AM): who is it
DEKevin07 (12:49:23 AM): is it sipe?
Ottocaesar (12:49:41 AM): ha haaa
Ottocaesar (12:49:45 AM): who the fuck is it
Ottocaesar (12:50:15 AM): HerbertJSipe3: Do your homework young man
HerbertJSipe3: Let me tell you about Alpha Chapter back in Madison
Ottocaesar: who is this
HerbertJSipe3: Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar: who is it
HerbertJSipe3: Dr. Sipe
HerbertJSipe3: I am Dr. Sipe
Ottocaesar: tell me a little something about alpha chapter
DEKevin07 (12:50:22 AM): lol
Ottocaesar (12:50:24 AM): hahaha
Ottocaesar (12:50:48 AM): dude what the fuck?
DEKevin07 (12:50:58 AM): hahha
DEKevin07 (12:51:03 AM): what the hell is going on
Ottocaesar (12:51:18 AM): Ottocaesar: wanna DD on Friday?
HerbertJSipe3: No
HerbertJSipe3: I will be watching porn
DEKevin07 (12:51:24 AM): LOL
DEKevin07 (12:51:38 AM): sounds like Sipe to me
Ottocaesar (12:51:45 AM): hahahaahaha
Ottocaesar (12:52:35 AM): this is fuckin histerical
Ottocaesar (12:56:27 AM): who would drive up to sweet busg
Ottocaesar (12:56:36 AM): rock is game but he doesn't want to drive
DEKevin07 (12:56:45 AM): lol
DEKevin07 (1:00:50 AM): dude check this website I just found
DEKevin07 (1:02:17 AM): you there?
Ottocaesar (1:02:24 AM): yeah
Ottocaesar (1:02:28 AM): whats up
DEKevin07 (1:02:35 AM): you go to the website
Ottocaesar (1:02:42 AM): what web site?
DEKevin07 (1:02:50 AM): I just sent you a link
Ottocaesar (1:03:25 AM): i didn't get it, i must have closed the window
DEKevin07 (1:03:47 AM): dude check this website I just found
Ottocaesar (1:04:43 AM): where does it go to
DEKevin07 (1:04:47 AM): a website
DEKevin07 (1:04:58 AM): I promise its not disgusting or a virus
Ottocaesar (1:05:28 AM): i knew it was u dude
DEKevin07 (1:05:31 AM): LOL
DEKevin07 (1:05:34 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEKevin07 (1:05:35 AM): did not
DEKevin07 (1:05:38 AM): you had no fucking clue
DEKevin07 (1:05:44 AM): you are a moron
Otto is an idiot