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Kevin has a habit of leaving one device or another in the bedroom while he sleeps all night on the sofa because he stayed up late watching tv. Then some pre-dawn alarm he hasn't given any thought to rouses me with the fury of a feral animal. Hitting any button may result in only snoozing it so this morning I had to get up in the dark and move his tablet to another room though it took all my self-control to not fling it down the stairs. On the way out the door, he noticed my raging stink-eye.
"Goodbye, you lout." I said as I kissed him, still prone, on the forehead.
"I'm not a lout," he says.
"You are," I insisted. "For the rest of today."
"It was an honest mistake."
"...that keeps happening. You know sleep is hard to come by."
"I'm a good person!"
"LOUT!"
"Goodbye, you lout." I said as I kissed him, still prone, on the forehead.
"I'm not a lout," he says.
"You are," I insisted. "For the rest of today."
"It was an honest mistake."
"...that keeps happening. You know sleep is hard to come by."
"I'm a good person!"
"LOUT!"