I am God. Do as I say!
So it looks like my sister will be moving in at the end of the week until she has enough money to move into her own place.
Ordinarily I would be apprehensive, but I've decided that it will be just like old times when we were growing up. I will be God and she shall do as I say. I know this will be so because her only alternative is moving in with her (soon to be ex) mother-in-law. Ah sweet unadulterated power, you taste so good!
I have decided that, as of Friday, she will no longer be known as Tracey, but "house wench" and she shall do my evil bidding. Borrowing from childhood experience, I will also lay a line of duct tape throughout the house, seperating 'hers' from 'mine'. If house wench displeases me, the line will be adjusted accordingly. It is a given, however, that tv remote, bathroom, and fridge will fall within MY realm. House wench may be permitted to venture onto MY side if it doth please me to allow it. The fine print states that God (aka me) will not be adverse to forms of bribery.
I'm really looking forward to this. Mwahahahahaha
Ordinarily I would be apprehensive, but I've decided that it will be just like old times when we were growing up. I will be God and she shall do as I say. I know this will be so because her only alternative is moving in with her (soon to be ex) mother-in-law. Ah sweet unadulterated power, you taste so good!
I have decided that, as of Friday, she will no longer be known as Tracey, but "house wench" and she shall do my evil bidding. Borrowing from childhood experience, I will also lay a line of duct tape throughout the house, seperating 'hers' from 'mine'. If house wench displeases me, the line will be adjusted accordingly. It is a given, however, that tv remote, bathroom, and fridge will fall within MY realm. House wench may be permitted to venture onto MY side if it doth please me to allow it. The fine print states that God (aka me) will not be adverse to forms of bribery.
I'm really looking forward to this. Mwahahahahaha