HOLY CRAP.
So. Yesterday. You guys, you guys, you guys. You all know what I'm talking about, right? If not, I'll tell you.
Yesterday, my mom and I spent the whole day inside, like we do. I'm on break, she's working from home. Well, anyway, we ordered a salad from the local pizza place, and went to pick it up. We got to the pizza place, and it was kind of...empty. Nobody was around, wich is strange, because the place is usually hopping. So, we went in and the guy behind the counter was looking down at the counter. Just staring.
My mom said, "Pick-up, please? For Cindy." Because we were picking up and her name is Cindy.
The guy looked at his little machine, to see our order. "Cindy," he said. And then he looked up. His face was disgusting. Weird. "You ordered a zombie salad and zombie cheese bread?" he asks.
WHAT THE HELL.
"No," my mom said. "Old world salad and regular cheese bread. Gosh."
She maked a groaning noise like she does when she's upset. I was just staring at the guy, shocked. And I think Smooth by Santana was playing. "Would you like brains with that?" he asked.
My mom was about to groan again and I just grabbed her arm and scream, "OMGGGG ZOMBIES MOM WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW NOW NOWW"
My mom yelled, "WHAT ABOUT THE SALAD."
"WTF"
So we made a mad dash for the car, and all of the zombies were following after us. We got in the car and my mom backed up, crushing some of the zombies and we GTFO of there. omggggggg. So, we got home and locked all of the doors and stuff. I was freaking out so bad.
I got online, and I started iming Megan.
"HAI. Today is crazy," I said.
It took her a while to respond.
"I MADE YOU A NEW GAIA," is all she said.
And she sent me a link to this:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. NOT MEGAN TOO :(((((((((
So now, I'm just locked up in my room, because I think they got to my mom. Damn those zombies.
I'm scared :(
Yesterday, my mom and I spent the whole day inside, like we do. I'm on break, she's working from home. Well, anyway, we ordered a salad from the local pizza place, and went to pick it up. We got to the pizza place, and it was kind of...empty. Nobody was around, wich is strange, because the place is usually hopping. So, we went in and the guy behind the counter was looking down at the counter. Just staring.
My mom said, "Pick-up, please? For Cindy." Because we were picking up and her name is Cindy.
The guy looked at his little machine, to see our order. "Cindy," he said. And then he looked up. His face was disgusting. Weird. "You ordered a zombie salad and zombie cheese bread?" he asks.
WHAT THE HELL.
"No," my mom said. "Old world salad and regular cheese bread. Gosh."
She maked a groaning noise like she does when she's upset. I was just staring at the guy, shocked. And I think Smooth by Santana was playing. "Would you like brains with that?" he asked.
My mom was about to groan again and I just grabbed her arm and scream, "OMGGGG ZOMBIES MOM WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW NOW NOWW"
My mom yelled, "WHAT ABOUT THE SALAD."
"WTF"
So we made a mad dash for the car, and all of the zombies were following after us. We got in the car and my mom backed up, crushing some of the zombies and we GTFO of there. omggggggg. So, we got home and locked all of the doors and stuff. I was freaking out so bad.
I got online, and I started iming Megan.
"HAI. Today is crazy," I said.
It took her a while to respond.
"I MADE YOU A NEW GAIA," is all she said.
And she sent me a link to this:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. NOT MEGAN TOO :(((((((((
So now, I'm just locked up in my room, because I think they got to my mom. Damn those zombies.
I'm scared :(