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[deja_shrew]

So, am I the only one that hasn't 'HEARD THE GOOD NEWS', or what?

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[neigh_sayer]

Ohhh. Jesus thing?

Personally, I just see Easter as a chance to eat lots of candy and paint eggs for the hell of it. Seriously. Who came up with painting eggs as a tradition? What drunk thought of that?

[deja_shrew]

Jesus... Zombies... Same thing, really.

There's actually a Catholic reasoning for it, but none of the Catholics in the Compendiums could give me an answer for it. (Yeah, I know it.)

And now they're all going to scramble to the Catholic Encyclopedia to look it up. At least they'll have learned something.

[neigh_sayer]

Imagine Jesus as a zombie. UUUUUUHHHHHH LOVE THY NEIGHBOR UUUUUUHHHHHHH WATER TO WINE UUUUUUHHHH BLESSED ARE THE MEEEKUUUUHHHHHH

I didn't even know there was a Catholic Encyclopedia. I can't pretend to be religious.

[deja_shrew]

Go to a church on Easter. It's all over the place. "JESUS SHALL RISE FROM THE DEAD!"

[neigh_sayer]

I think I'd get thrown out for laughing. But it would be worth it.

Someone must make a Jesus zombie movie.

[perussiscientia]

It's supposed to be an ethereal rising, more so than brain eating Jesus. At least that's what Gramma Willy used to tell me.

[neigh_sayer]

But you've got to admit that brain-eating Jesus would be amazing.

[perussiscientia]

I am not denying that one bit. Especially if he gives out chocolate.

[neigh_sayer]

Forget the Easter Bunny! Make way for Easter Zombie Jesus!

[perussiscientia]

Neeeeeeddddd braiiiiiiiinnnssss....to make delicious marshmallow treats.

[neigh_sayer]

HAHAHA! That's brilliant!

Now all we need to do is get the Pope to agree to this as the new Easter icon...