Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does! But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean. I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons, but that’s only two men, isn’t it? I mean there’s no way that ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
Oh, no? It was high school. Senior prom. Going with my steady Howie Brown. A perfect night, like I always dreamed. But when “Stairway to Heaven” began Howie was killed by a Candarian Demon.
I'm that guy you see in every horror flick. You may not remember me, I come and go too quick. You wouldn't know my name, I hardly ever speak a line. If the hero kills a hundred demons, I'd be the forgettable number thirty nine.
'Cuz I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit. I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.
If I was within arm's reach of him, the world would never see the two of us again. I already have mine and Bruce's love nest all planned out up in Canada.
Besides, I need to you take care of Conrad for me.
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I mean there’s no way that ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
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'Cuz I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit. I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.
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If I was within arm's reach of him, the world would never see the two of us again. I already have mine and Bruce's love nest all planned out up in Canada.
Besides, I need to you take care of Conrad for me.
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Good. I expect half the profits should you decide to sell his hugs.
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