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[deja_shrew]

So, Tom, how's the frigid pussy? I mean, "Ice Fishing." That is what they call it when you go out trying to bang an Eskimo, right?

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[whynded]

[A few ink blotches and crossed out words as if Cassia was going to write something but decided against it]

[deja_shrew]

Is there something I can help you with?

[whynded]

I can't figure out how having sexual relations with an Eskimo and Ice Fishing relate...

[deja_shrew]

I'm sure there are some videos you could watch to learn. Perhaps Eski-hos? That explains it all, and we've got it for sale at the shop!

[whynded]

Oh! Um, I don't really watch those... sorts of ... videos...

[deja_shrew]

Why not?

[whynded]

They're so improper Well, I thought only males watched those sorts of videos...

[deja_shrew]

Oh no! You'd be surprised how many women come into the store and grab a DVD or two. You can learn all sorts of fun things from them.

[whynded]

Oh my goodness!. I see!

[deja_shrew]

You should give them a chance. You can always start with softcore, as that doesn't show any actual penetration. It's not like you have to jump in immediately with some of the German or Japanese films.

[whynded]

AH! um Well... I'll think about it and let you know ... Penetration!?!

[deja_shrew]

Go right ahead. I'm sure I can find a few good starter ones for you, if you want to.

[whynded]

Well that's awfully nice of you I'd love to but I'm not really into that sort of thing Alright! No Thank you very much. Oh my God

[deja_shrew]

Is there any place you'd like them sent? Or would you rather come by and pick them up?

[whynded]

No!! Uh! Well, I'll send my roommate to come get them.. God what am I getting myself into??