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[deja_shrew]

So, Tom, how's the frigid pussy? I mean, "Ice Fishing." That is what they call it when you go out trying to bang an Eskimo, right?

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[tinderbx]

Hey Deja, you free sometime this week?

[deja_shrew]

For you, I'm always free. I've been clearing up a few things with certain people, but I was actually planning on coming by either tonight or tomorrow. More likely tomorrow, seeing as how you might have had plans tonight.

[tinderbx]

Why would I be busy tonight? I don't play into that hearts and flowers bullshit. Tomorrow's fine. Supposed to work, but I can leave Josh in charge if you want to do something more stimulating than hang around the bar.

[deja_shrew]

Because there are always anti-valentine's day parties going about. Besides, some woman might have gotten her claws in you for the night.

I'll be by tomorrow then. And, to be fair, I can think of several stimulating things that could be done at the bar.

[tinderbx]

Not likely. I'm on the floor tonight.

We'll see what you come up with.

[deja_shrew]

That's too bad. Here I was planning on getting you on the floor tomorrow.

I can come up with plenty. Don't you worry about that.

[tinderbx]

Aw, you know I can't resist a girl who's not afraid of rug burn.

[deja_shrew]

I think rug burn should be the least of our worries. I'd be more worried about dislocating a shoulder or something like that.