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[deja_shrew]

So, Tom, how's the frigid pussy? I mean, "Ice Fishing." That is what they call it when you go out trying to bang an Eskimo, right?

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[deja_shrew]

You're not answering my question.

Do you need tips on how to pick up women? I know you're not good at it, but I'd be more than happy to help you get laid.

[deja_shrew]

Why are you always bringing up STDs? It's like you've never heard of protection before. Besides, it's not like I'd hire some crack whore to come offer to blow you or anything again.

Always 'muddling through' on your own. You almost make it seem you enjoy that more than actual sex.

[deja_shrew]

Is that how you are with all beautiful and charming women, or am I just the special one? Absolutely. This one specifically for you. But you'll meet him later.

Funny. I don't recall that. I seem to remember you being quite fond of it, especially when I'm involved.

I have employees to do that. It's much more entertaining to bother you.

[deja_shrew]

Now, now, there's no need to be jealous. You know you're one of my favorites.

Maybe, maybe not, but you know me for quite a bit else.

[deja_shrew]

Not as long as I'm around. Which should be quite a long time. Unless you strangle me with ivy for some bizzare reason.

[deja_shrew]

I didn't puke in any of your flowers, so you have no excuse.

[deja_shrew]

Again with the jealousy! It's almost adorable. If you weren't out ice fishing I'd be over to see you right now!

[deja_shrew]

As you well should be. Though, I might be convinced otherwise if it is too heartbreaking to be away from me.