In which Deja is hungover and in a bad mood...

[deja_shrew]

What is the deal with tea? Why does everyone jump on my ass about it? I don't drink it. I don't want to drink it. Don't force your boiled death on me, alright? Just because I'm tired, because I didn't sleep last night doesn't mean your stupid face can get up in mine and inform me that I should stop being a raw vegan to have a nice cup of hot

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[invisibyron]

[deja_shrew]

It's not like y- [...] What has Watts done now?

[invisibyron]

[deja_shrew]

Oh. Well, I buy presents the day before or the day of, so I don't need to withhold anything. But, no. Is wittle Watts being difficult?

[deja_shrew]

If you're never difficult, then you are always easy, love.

[deja_shrew]

Cunning isn't in the difficult/easy spectrum! Cunning is in the intelligent/stupid spectrum. Completely different.

[deja_shrew]

The Man needs to go down.

That is based purely on if you're intelligent enough to pull off that sort of deal. Otherwise, you can be both, but people will just toss you aside as being argumentative.

[superiffic]

!!!

It's your birthday??

[superiffic]

Why didn't you say?? Five days is may not be enough time to find an appropriate present!