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[deja_shrew]

3 actresses walked out today.

I'm firing the director.

What a waste of a perfectly good day.

Rad, we're going out tonight. Tom, that may include you as well, if you decide to get that stick out of your ass.

Chloe, tell me that the window display has changed. Please, please, please, please.

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[perussiscientia]

Fine. I'll find someone who will.

Though I do think you'd make an adorable puppy dog.

[vanyourwinkle]

Dude. Chloe. That puppy costume you got is PORNO, totally made so my wanger would have to hang out.

Seriously, I don't get paid enough for that sort of MASOCHISTIC MANWHORING.

[perussiscientia]

So wear your man panties with it.

[vanyourwinkle]

This mean you're gonna be in the display too? I'd hate to be all by my LONESOME.

[perussiscientia]

I'm the manager, I need to manage.

Besides, nobody wants to see me in my skivvies. We're supposed to be attracting business, not scaring it away.

[vanyourwinkle]

Skivvies? DUDE.

You're kidding, right? If I was walking by the shop one day and saw you in some little bunny outfit with the tight leotard thing, floppy ears and fluffy tail, I'd SO go into the store.

[perussiscientia]

You forget that you're clinically insane.

Also, you work here.

[vanyourwinkle]

That was one of those HIPPOTHEATRICAL hypothetical situations.

Take your compliment from your clerk, and snuggle it.

[perussiscientia]

I'll snuggle your face!

You're such a freaking poopface.

[vanyourwinkle]

GOD. IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU'RE FLAKING ME OFF???

[A moment while Les gathers himself up from Serious!Les to Stupid!Les]

YOU SNUGGLE IT REAL GOOD. Okay? Okay!

[perussiscientia]

I will kick your ass Leslie!

[vanyourwinkle]

YOU JUST TRY IT! I'M LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PUMA.

[perussiscientia]

[There are no more responses as she is on her way to his apartment.]

[d_carabas]

Oh god, I need to scrub my brain with bleach now.

Thanks guys.

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[d_carabas]

Yeah. I have one of those. I just don't need to be thinking about yours, kay.