And now a word from the red states
Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.
I just cannot bring myself in all good conscience to copy that sentence into my LJ. I am not married and remain staunchly single. In fact it is my belief that divine enrichment stems from singlehood and that a lasting union is the work of the Devil. With that in mind I am imposing my beliefs on everyone else and am banning marriage altogether. This unholy union created by Beelzebub himself to subject mankind to dishes, laundry, mowing the grass, and of course brunch with neighbors. Oh those endless brunches with the neighbors. I mean what is to become of our society if we allow any unions to persist? Hmmmm?? I’ll tell you what these monogamous unions lead to: Procreation! A slump in Sunday football ratings!! Tucking in your shirt!! Why next we’ll being giving women the vote……..(I have been informed that women do have the right to vote.) You see!!! I did tell you this would happen. If only there were more sane individuals like Britney Spears who saw the folly of her ways less than an hour into marriage. She, like any sane individual, exercised a divorce to split asunder this most holy union which no man shall tear apart blah blah blah blah blah. It is the very work of the Devil.
Great leaders lead by example. Christ was single. In fact I am pretty sure he had his eyes on several groupies followers. Many of his priests today exercise great restraint in staying single by raping young boys refusing to form relationships with women.
This is America Dammit!!! My voice must be heard. It is my right to trample on others beliefs in the name of religious freedom to believe what I want to believe. And then impose it on other regardless of their own beliefs We need to rally now and stop these people marrying around us single people. They just do it to whittle our numbers down. If everyone was married there would be no more single people left. Where do we draw the line? persecuting minorities in the name of smug religious satisfaction Next these married people and homosexuals will be able to vote and use the front of the bus………(again I have been informed that married people and homosexuals can use the front of the bus and vote.) This still only proves the point further. We must live as Jesus did. We must read the bible out of date text written mostly from hearsay and oral tradition and believe in it fully. It’s message is clear and poignant. as mud
I just cannot bring myself in all good conscience to copy that sentence into my LJ. I am not married and remain staunchly single. In fact it is my belief that divine enrichment stems from singlehood and that a lasting union is the work of the Devil. With that in mind I am imposing my beliefs on everyone else and am banning marriage altogether. This unholy union created by Beelzebub himself to subject mankind to dishes, laundry, mowing the grass, and of course brunch with neighbors. Oh those endless brunches with the neighbors. I mean what is to become of our society if we allow any unions to persist? Hmmmm?? I’ll tell you what these monogamous unions lead to: Procreation! A slump in Sunday football ratings!! Tucking in your shirt!! Why next we’ll being giving women the vote……..(I have been informed that women do have the right to vote.) You see!!! I did tell you this would happen. If only there were more sane individuals like Britney Spears who saw the folly of her ways less than an hour into marriage. She, like any sane individual, exercised a divorce to split asunder this most holy union which no man shall tear apart blah blah blah blah blah. It is the very work of the Devil.
Great leaders lead by example. Christ was single. In fact I am pretty sure he had his eyes on several groupies followers. Many of his priests today exercise great restraint in staying single by raping young boys refusing to form relationships with women.
This is America Dammit!!! My voice must be heard. It is my right to trample on others beliefs in the name of religious freedom to believe what I want to believe. And then impose it on other regardless of their own beliefs We need to rally now and stop these people marrying around us single people. They just do it to whittle our numbers down. If everyone was married there would be no more single people left. Where do we draw the line? persecuting minorities in the name of smug religious satisfaction Next these married people and homosexuals will be able to vote and use the front of the bus………(again I have been informed that married people and homosexuals can use the front of the bus and vote.) This still only proves the point further. We must live as Jesus did. We must read the bible out of date text written mostly from hearsay and oral tradition and believe in it fully. It’s message is clear and poignant. as mud