I am but a worm in your magnificent presence. I am a slug. I am the dirt beneath your shoe. HOW CAN I SERVE ONE SO GLORIOUS AS YOURSELF? SOMEONE AS LOW AS ME? WHAT CAN I OFFER YOU? *holds on to your feet and never lets go* it's okay i am not that hard to drag around i am mostly dead weight at this point anyway X___X
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YOU ARE, THOUGH. This is what I love about fandom friends. IRL friends know just what kind of sweater to get you so you'll actually wear it. Aww, how lovely. FANDOM FRIENDS WRITE YOU PORN AND IT'S LIKE, "WELP, I AM A LITTLE CONCERNED I HAVE MADE MY KINKS SO CLEAR THAT THIS PERSON CAN DO THIS TO ME, BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING."
Ah, I would have been honored by such obviousness. There's nothing in the story that says she *isn't* a dorky Latina who loves Chipotle, so THERE.
*blushes and hides face* It is the most glorious token of affection. *hides it in my underwear drawer forever*
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Honestly, I considered making Barbie a dorky Latina with an addiction to Chipotle, but I thought that might be TOO obvious.
I love you, bb. This is my love letter to you. ♥_♥
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Ah, I would have been honored by such obviousness. There's nothing in the story that says she *isn't* a dorky Latina who loves Chipotle, so THERE.
*blushes and hides face* It is the most glorious token of affection. *hides it in my underwear drawer forever*
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(p.s.~ Did you catch the Jaq and Gus reference? I really amused myself with that.)
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