There's so much character meta to be had out of this episode. However, this is not it...
Okay, on the one hand? EEeeewwwwww. This was the grossed episode that ever grossed. I spent most of it hiding behind my hands. Metamorphosis x 1000. YUCK YUCK YUCK. People eating each other. Hands in hot oil. DNW!
On the other hand? Christ on a cracker. Sam Winchester wielding his powers makes me CREAM MY PANTS. He single-handedly defeated ONE OF THE HORSEMEN. When he growled "Wait your turn" I thought my head would explode.
On the third hand? Dean's last scene wasn't doin' it for me, dog. I wasn't feelin' it. Also, they need to fire the person doing Jared's hair and never let them work in the industry again. Also, I would've preferred half as much Cas, twice as much Cupid.
On my right foot? Cliff and Marley. *lights up*
On my left foot? Sam is concerned that Dean doesn't want sex. But Dean does want him to be his Valentine. With handcuffs.
Do the hokey pokey? Turn yourself around.