I've gone six days without posting? PREPOSTEROUS.

[deirdre_c]

Why hello, LJ! Yes, I'm still alive (barely). Work has decided to chain me to a rock and devour my liver each day, but that damn organ keeps growing back at night and thus I am forced to return here each morn

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[lazy_daze]

HI HI!

*hands you some extra strength RL-B-Gone spray*

You can keep on! I have faith! *cheerleads*

[deirdre_c]

PPPSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!

It works! It really works!!

*dances on the internet table*

THANKS, BB. <3

[gekizetsu]

Satire makes us feel better, therefore no healthcare required!

HI D!!!! <33333

[deirdre_c]

Let's bottle it and sell it out of the back of our Barbarian-Queen-on-a-Polar-Bear van! \o/

[dotfic]

HI, you!

Without satire, we're all screwed.

[deirdre_c]

Howdy, stranger! Sorry I've been MIA so much. *clings*

Satire makes the world go round (especially when making fun of flat-earthers.)

[innie_darling]

I SO want that guy to be wearing never-nude cutoffs!

[deirdre_c]

Maybe on weekends he dresses up as Mrs. FingerFeatherbottom.

[mialicia]

Haiiii! ♥

And dude, I want to meet that guy ASAP.

[deirdre_c]

Hey there!! :)

I know! There's nothing as irresistible as a man who has his priorities straight.